Post number 28:
A) More flags adveritsed. We will soon cover this green land including Little Hampton (you are winding us up, right? Little Hampton, indeed. Next, you will Cardigan! Ya right. What do you take us for?) with flags. We will kiss all women in the companies. When men queue to be kissed, we will warn them with deportation to Brighton and say "Oy, whats your game?" Huh!
B) We will say "Oy" to OIL WORKERS too but add: "Is it really, really pensions you are striking about or the fact that you are tongue twisted and can't say get rid of Stars & Stripes?" Well, some one will give you the blog address. Read posts back to front, and then decide for yourselves what to do. YOU ARE NOW FREE TO DO WHATEVER YOU WISG DO, MATES, BUT NO KISSES. OK?.
C) We think we read you right, because we feel = you feel. Therefore we are = you are. Adaptation from "I think, therefore I am". Makes sense...? Getting goose pimples? The girls ALL over the land, all colours, all religions, all shapes and all sizes have goose pimples. You love our girls, don't you? We know you HAVE GOT GOOSE PIMPLES TOO. GO HOME AND TOUCH GIRLS GOOSE PINPLES BUT PRFERRABLY YOUR OWN GIRL'S! "Oy, Brighton. Just get on with it, you horny/randy bastards, endearingly". Then, read the flipping blog".
D) If you behave yourselves in Brighton, then we can recommend the trip of your life to you, if daring and adventuerous: A holiday to Hemland, and Qandahar. But start in Mazarr e Sharif to get broken in to and learn the ropes to visit the other 2 places. Bring us news. Then write your books, get rich, buy Brighton! You amy visit Qazveen (Ghazveen) in Iran, too... and write more books. Then you can buy little Hampton (Shushh. That will send them up the garden path or whatever, hey Puppies? Read a book! It won't kill you).
E) David Cameron with his Hercules Heel Hammond makes this post.
1) This post will remove your 8 to 10 points lead, mate!
2) Monkeys in DM are on the run and aer grooming you to govern. If you dissociate self and party from the Cross of St George and the Union Jack, both mandatory for commercial rolling out and financing Public Health (I knew we will come round to you, Phillip Hammond, MP, previous number 2 in Hague's shadow Health under Dr Liam Fox). Ask Hammond about CCCC and his ignoring it for nearly a decade.
3) Hammond's conduct is criminal. We can't elect a party with a criminal in it, whom they have protected by the sheer power of Stars & Stripes, and mother fucking cock sucking Monkeys. Sorry monkeys. They are worse than you are. Hence the distinction of using the capital letter M for the other fuckers. You don't fuck your mothers (save a little species who fuck every body. Its funny. Two of them are in deep conversation, discussing human Torries preparing for a party to celebrate Browne's downfall. A third monkey creeps from behind and takes from behind, like it would be the most natural thing to do. the recpient carries on envying Cameron and telling the second, without moving a muscle!)
4) You are given a democracy by the Monkeys from more than half a century ago. Parliament makes laws and conducts business within the frame work of "you can have any colour you like as long as it is black". You get me. Foreign, defence education (YES, YES, YES), Health, national security (stopping CCCC implement infection control measure) and some other vital national issues are not included in the uni tone democracy. What the hell is left to legislate, and debate.
4a) Puppies of Runnymede & Egham. We souted above above about our education as a part of Henri Ford's democarcy not applicable yo us. Next post is dedicated to you and World Concern and will send shiver down your spines. Its about Chobham Common, near Egham. When educated to the hilt, then you can go our there wth World Concern and HM VSO's, do good, and educate children of the world. OK? If you do that then they will grow to buy from us, and to sell to us, without our killing them with guns and forcing them to buy. That is today's globalisation. No wonder it is hated.
4b) Sart following Barney Haywood, team, and crack crew of British go get them Puppies every sunday, on BBC RADIO 4 (92 to 95 FM) Its the best Radio in the world.www.bbc.co.uk/radio4 and follow leads to Go for it or GFI. PROMISE? You will learn, we tell you. World puppies! you listen in on the web. The secret is you need to listen to Barney and gang for a good 3 months before you decide you don't like it. Go to British Councils and learn about our culture, too. Avoid USA information cnetres. They are full of poison, and got Stars & Stripes in them, and on them. Really scary. It changes people to the Jews of 1940s so that they piss in their pants and has to buy American. Do you have to buy under the force of a barrell of a gun? When they kill you, they call it collateral damgage. Collateral what? Exactly.
5) Besides, idealogical, poicy making, life improving policies are unhealthily similar between parties. Therefore, differences between partiies are near zero, mathematically. Work it out. The time you need Cameron to do this sum, you will no harm to this nation. That will have to do for now. Until we give you bigger sums to do. By then, Browne will have wiped the floor with you and tories because his loyalty to flags, he will be helping CCCC launch commercially. The latter will in turn finance Public Health.
6) This will do you and the Tories for now. You've been easy to do. Thank Hammond, your number 2 in finance, my ass! He dosen't know CCCC finance of £50,000,000,000 if it bit him in the ass. OK? get rid of him for starters!
Michelle Carney (07967988478), arrest the son of a bitch Hammond if he gets a police man from Camberley (last time) to arrest us, or if he instructs again psychaitrists to section us again. Did readers know that Hammond was a regular visitor to Abraham Cowley psychiatric hospital where we were illegally (Kangaroo justice) sectioned and force injected for more than a year?
8) 3 or more nurses sat on us and forced injected us with Respiridone Consta for more than 2 years (continued at home) while Hammond remained aware and saw us suffer. We said nothing or did nothing DIFFERENT THAN what you've known in this blog. All intelligent stuff.
8a) We said 4 nano metres cleaning is clean. 20,000 nano metres practised in 100,000 world shops is NOT clean. This is a 2 sentence answer to Which?'s 3 page investigation. Look how long it is taking to make people understand and why we've been unable to enrcih Britain, Britons and the world with it. Hammond, Greenpeace, Proctor & Gamble and others were and still hell bent to let us do it. We need our flags to show unity and join forces and show with flag that we are but one!
9) Hammond endorced Monkey law so that CCCC innovations and and money was passed on to America. Police report exists as m entione earlier. Hammond is the direct link between Monkeys and CCCC intellectual property thay want. Boy, have we e-mails or have we e-mails?
10) Next move, Monkeys. You Cock Suckers. Your CIA and other intelligence belong to the 20th century. So does your Empire. Finished. Finnito, Khalaas shud, stassay fekr mo kharaab dai. Poyajay = Faamididi = Pohaygay? in no particular order, although the Ahmadzais say Payhaygay.
11) Engineer Mohammad Karim son of Mohammad Allem, the late teacher, Mudeer saib and Durdanai + Sharifa (had 2 mothers, like Manuel Faulty) from Qalai Mirza Ja'far, next to Dogh Aabaad, Chaardi (near Daar Ul Amaan - Daarlamaan).PLEASE DO NOT HARM OUR BRIGHTON VISITORS. THEY ARE OUR PEACE EMISSARIES, YOUR BRITISH BROTHERS AND SISTERS. SHOW THEM AFGHAN HOSPITALITY (QOASH KHAANA IN MAZAAR AND TASH QURGHAN NEARBY). THEY WILL CARRY LITTLE CROSSES OF ST GEORGE AND UNION JACKS AS OUR SIGNATURE TUNES FOR YOU BOTH TO TRUST EACH OTHER. OUR BRIGHTON FOLKS WILL NOT FLASH OUR FLAGS IN PUBLIC BECAUSE THAT WILL DEEPLY OFFEND YOU. THINGS MONKEYS NEVER UNDERSTOOD AND NO ONE TOLD THEM EITHER. IT WOULD SEEM...