Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Witcheta Lineman Here!

Post number whatever

1) How dee Nick,

2) Have you told them my answer when you told me I will go straight to hell because I didn't belong to your denomination. I don't know what you told them about me but if they think I am bad, then you must be taking more drugs than Walter Mathau did to withstand the pain of watching terrestrial TV.

3) Look Nick, this heart to heart of mine realy works. It still does with you. If it does, this post will make more sense because I am fluent with you now as I was hen. Look, the whole thing is so crazy I find it hard to believe. Although, I have trak record. I have been over the same raod beofre with the same bunch, except the Pope.

4) The only difference is that in 2001 and 2003 is that they didn't ahve blog then. It happened that I thought if I told the whole world about my dry cleaning that will literally chnge the world, even the way you walk, and even talk. Don't believe me, until I get it out there. I thougth thay wouldn't make a fool of themselves again but now in the presence of the whole world. They did!!!

5) So, the game was on. To me it is a game as GW's boys is. I just work and when a pop up ad (say) pops up I hit it so hard it doesn't come back. Normally they do. It doesn't matter how horrible they are in Baghdad or Kabul, they are pop up ads. So when the Pope Popped up, I said "I shouldn't have done". Any way, here we are. There are some brilliant ones to come when I can fit them in that delight the ones on the right side (we both agree, you and they the same), a terible news to those who had been at fault.

6) I've got to do it and I feel America doesn't mind. I appreciate a lot are don't get out very far. That in itself gives you an answer. Take this country, if GW is so loved by our past leader Blair, then why goesn't he come here just to feel good among a nation that would love him to bits?

7) They are terrified of Stars & Stripes here. The two nations are supposed to be cousins (WASPS and stuff). So if GW is holding a firm foot on our throat and expect us tp pretend it isn't there, is what amazed me. Born free, I couldn't stand it any more when I mentioned to ANY one English "You know, my dry cleaning is the best in the....", the man or woman completely flipped and stopped making sense. Crazy, disjointed conversation. Those were the so called middle calss stiff upper lipped ones, never mind the working class.

8) Life didn't make sense. These manner, the posture, the way the middle classes carry themselves is different at times when Americans and specifically my project. I soon realised that he has shut the air waves and printed media on us, and we had become a joke country. The thing is that he had got away with it. He didn't, beacuse after the gulf war, when Blair and Bush did the Shoulder to shoulder thing, Britain wasn't on the list. We were just on the outside looking oh, we could have that contract. We not only didn't, but he humiliated us on world TV for the Empire to see Britain.

9) To add insult to injury, he gave France, more than us. The double whammy for us Brits (I US too, Lusaka 1980) was that France oppsed the war. Americans rubbished French wines in the US, sales went down and the rest. With all that aimosity and historiacl rivalry, GW gave the french more contracts than us. And so on. What I don't understand that no matter how long in salvery (we are slaves Nick, and America sould be ashamed of itself), you shoul dhave some remnants of dignity and self worth to live with yourself. I caanot possibly justify Blair being imporatnt at all. Why does he carry himself in that specail walk of his, head held high.

10) The audience silent, waiting to hear Blair's wisdom. But they do. They pay him a lot for his lecture? He is nothing. I hate (Iam cool, smiling) nothing who pretends to be a person. His wife should Afghan should wear an Afghan Chadury so that she doesn't have to face the public. Ah, what public? The British public, whose nerves have been removed and feel no pain. That public.

11) That us the biggest crime against a cousin. How ruthless and EVIL can he be against enemies? Don't balme any one else, Nick, if it existed. It doesn't. Bush just plays the ventiliquist and has treated the entire world as idiots. Well, I am actually I don't treat him as an idiot. He is anidiot.

12) Well, it was a heart to heart nick as we were together. If you are getting this, you should know that you are the same nick, but perhaps a shade more because I do miss you, your beatiful wife and daughters. You must be a grandfather now.

13) England will be different in a few years when the ladys will come here when they will not say this is ours, hinting at the acre of land HM had givenyou guys. That was symbolism, they meant England, and Britain. Well, you see, this is my town is like Wlden was when the boys (not) and I used to go to town eat as much as you could, and went to the flicks for 25c! I felt good then. I could only feel goos after I smashed my own (US) country's symolism and I felt good doing. What changed from my volunteering to go to Nam and later. I thin you know now. If yu never see this, then I've made a prat of myself, but I've been genuine.

14) Talking of genuine, why don't you take this letter to Jim, Hillary and Barrack. Let them each read it, then you stare them straight in the face, and lat me see them here in Egham. Now, their looking at you in the eye and looking at me in the eye will give you your president. Meanwhile, when you'd better up with me. It is true, and ha still remain BZed. He is one tough son of the bitch. There is always a tougher. You would remember Clive who came down to three Way cafe on the junction to Yellow Stone (Walden 300 people i n70)

15) Sorry I've got to go. Its been nice, and DON'T Worry.

Mohammad (Karim in those days. Can you believe Bush/Blair made me use my firs name so thatthey could stereotype me. Big lesson there for you...)

9) The cle

Alaister Darling Open Accont for US Government

Post number 80

1) If we say Britain will be the centre od every thing and will export what the world needs. We mean what we way say. We do what we mean. We leave no room for any one to challengge us to tell the world thats how good we are. We need a start to impress. We are doing tht here. This is for a country who is pleasnatly arrogand that says we know everything YOU NEED TO KNOW. THat will piss you off. Reach for the blog comment. We will reply queries with the world watching.

2) We expect the world is reading blog. IF not, Bush has shut every body up. We will charge the US gvoernment. We will back date every thing to day one of blog

3) Our police force of 48, the BBC, and n4 = Mohammad = Alsaiter's account holder
Alsiter is n4 accountant. With the Tory Party illegal, if George Osborne atters a sible word even to his gardener and we hear, that would mean he and party do not W ish The united Kingom to show the way toer countries in the most cost effective way and fit for purpose idealogy, until we build other countries to compete with us us. Those already capable the new BRIC countries and South Africa can submit tenders. Any part of the world practing or impressed by Monkeyism are not qualified to enter business. N4 beat their masters. Then EU, Karimoff Coutry and simialr needn't bother to ask "What is happening". They will be told the business equivalent of FUCK OFF, as practised on the all right now.

4) Our Police did wonderful work of reading out sufficient details of the two shootings, which Radio 4 recorded. Police and vistims and offenders know BBC is the home base to ensure cases are executed deligently. The BBC will compile a UK resume to offer client countries for selections amomg the fest suited.

5) We sould have relayed this message 4 hours earlier but potential volcano nearly errupted within the board of CCCC, the parent company trying to dig in to the validity of Mustafa's parents being kidnapped. In the event of our fears having a probability of one in a million, we have taken steps to nip potentail in the bud. There will be no business communiation between Helen and father, David on the one hand, Mohammad, Barnaby and Bernard and technology partner (not named), whatsoever. Bhone calls relating to business will not be answered. They will receive feed back on need to basis.

6) Charge the American government 1£ million for item 5) above. Unreasonable> Know. Prove Aldaeda exists with recent video of Bin Laden. Alternatively, Bin Laden can send videos to the BBC, the same way Aljezzra receives it. Also let us run through inch by inch of 911. We accused you of making up the whole thing up. Why else is Murdoch trying to buy New York Times, with GW holding Murdoch's ball for support!

7) We are in Force Majeur, and we make things up as we go along. Harvard University are our legal advisers for making up in such just ways to keep the their conventional enviable (justifyably, oh yes, according to others. We ar not to rate!). Harvard University are requested to make up Force Majeur Law document and pass on to us to us in Egham

8) Charge The American Government for waisting 2 UK governments for spending time on the Scottish Devolution. If George Bush's master plan hadn't been devised to belittle Mohammad, we would have it to the governments that we are in Force Majeur, and Mohammad had only been able to execute government in its entirety doing the job of the cabinet, tow main oppostions, all back bencgers (some with valid points but alughed at by Monkey slaves in all parties. How are we doing the ROMANIAN? We drew all power presumably from HM The Queen but intelligence recived from HRH William, HRH Princes ROYAL, and Prince Harry.

7) This is incredible, because they proved not to afraid of Monkeys and communicaed, bearing in mind Mohammad partial demolition fo the JFK wall. It must be said that HM The Queen may ahve even had a change of heart about Britain's relation with America, but has not had executine powers. The gvoerment Whit Paper joke was addressed to HM the Queen. No one has the right, especially in Aamerica notably GW Senior who has plyed the role of the Senior Emperor. FUCK OFF until HM overrules us. We have the 2 Princes and the Princes for intelligence. THe 70s model Schmitar car was was a mirror signal from the conquered JFK (with temporary repairs to hide Mohammad's tastefull reshaping).

8) Surrey Police has kindly provided us with official ploice photos and that of the fake ABA Magna Carta for just a day like this, subsequent to Camberley Police arresting us for the damage. Make some thing of this Harvard. Why not another not Egham, Staines or Addlestone. We tend to believe that they didn't wasnt to arrest their owm man when I had reprted a bunch of thieves posing as the English upper class (you know, those guys with Harris Tweeds, cords, and reddish shoes pretending to be crazy. They ensure you understand that thoughts are elsewhere and they tolerate you because THEY are nice and you are scum. Because we are born free and they are slaves the lot of them, we justifiably told them to fuck off. They didn't like that and stole from us to have the last word).

9) The Poice broke our rib and oepened our scull to make sure the theives that it wasn't a put up jobs. Or Proctor & Gamble the recipints for the IP. You went a bit overboard guts. It hurt for weeks. We love what the thieves wear and are campaigning for Harris Tweed that Monkeys got rid off to keep Amrica's jeans machines, Nike, Gap, you name it. Ref Hollywood/Spielberg of last night to reinforce this post. We also hae data base of the last 20 years on some 120 brands and labels that can back us up. As things are, none is needed. We defeated the Amercan Empire and are now exacting damage.

10) Charge the Daily Mail £1 million for tooday's headline "WE'VE GOT LESS THAN WE HAD 17 YEARS AGO". Really Daily Mail? We wonder if this document has had anything to do with it. You must publish this post on Firday's Daily Mail or you will be shut for eternity. Alaister, summon the Editor to collect personally. Photgraph him, and get The Independent to print the stroy and Daily Mail's Editor's photo with him wearing a Snoopy smile (with dog bowl stretched you Chuck).

11) You want papers, Britain. We will get the dead press to the donkey work for us for free.

13) How is this the world? If you don't like the style, we've just started for goodness sake. Besides you've got the blog comment. (PSST, BBC, I've got a clue what to do with the blog thing. You will help, won't you? Don't tell the world)

14) BBC, Need your help to save America from making themselves the laughing stock if the world. They have been to us since we defeated the Pope, who in effect half killed the Empire without either the Pope or The Comander in Chief (remember the ship when landed from USAF fighter. We had flown in Micra 1 and watching wondering if the day would come. Well, it did.)

15) USA has always governed with religion firmly in the holster. The Bush Administration ignored our e - mails of 2001 and 2003 when we objected to Rumsfeld, Ashcroft, Bush, Powell holding hands in prayers early morning before starting work. That religious symolism plus(Harvard?) plus currency bearing "In God We Trust" would make it closer to Vatican whci recnetly joined Bush to flex muscles to defeat CCCC International at the time and its one man founder. Well, we got rid of the Pope. Him thinking that was the last, and he drew a line under it before aothe rone consdier apolgising. Well, what he think now?

16) He equipped GWs crusading that he ahd carefully painted over and justified not meaning it by hte precrion HFD Limited Edition offered him. With this revelation, GW had been crusaing all over the place, with the dumb Pope giving him a hand. But aha, was the Pope dumb? Or did he wealened George for long enough to him to record this enormous charge on his lapel(Take off that Stars & Stripes some one).

17) With this development, the 3 candidates' campaigns become a joke if the above is Valid. Hillary and McCane will be crusading as per the latest report today! So, both are in crusading over dirve without knowing it. Should America trust or vate either. Obama wants changin games in DC. You can tell who is tune with the truth = n4 = Mohammad a US voter. The 800 delegates may wsih to say this. Their time may be neede d to work on Firce Majeur along with the Embro of Jimmy Carter et al (that is if we had not asked Jimmy to be in London and tell the truth about Kuwait, and Saddam which infromation Mr Mandella is privey to.

18) We received a phone call from the Halifax offerin gus creidt card things. It could have multi puprose. They asked our health and were assured it was just fine. She asked for 3 minutes. We gave her 5, because she was nice with a Romanian accent. We parted company with us sounding very jolly, hearful, a through heart throb, to indicate we are not affected by the fate of the hostages. We are, as any would be, but because Karizi and Bush are behind it, we are always ready and watchful. Other contacts are asked to be vigilland. Th at is why we brought in changes to CCCC business. Friendships remain as firm as ever.

19) We are cheered by Clive James with whom we've had heart to heart for years, without him knowing. We were another audience. Clive will understand our writings better than some, may be because we are relations. We had adopted parents in law from Austrialia with IATA Kubul 1970/70. Brother in Law Murray Sayle of the Sunday Times was more than an acquintence. May be Clive can research Bari's case anf find out some people who knew him. We make one amendment: We said some one stole Bari's invitaion papers. Austrlians may keep an open mind on this. We hope Bari will be able to answer for himself. We urge British soldiers.

20) Our reaserch revealed an issue for debate in due course between Shias and Sunnies of the world. If not handled delicatley, The US forces could still hit out without any justification in the Middle East, for an excuse to do things here to arest us. With us arrested and put away, Bush will laugh and he will be in saddle again. He will be disarmed by America. Removing us Stars & Stripes stips him from being a US citizen and qualified for detention in Quantamo using his own "Oh, but is different. Harvard, please see to it. If worried about money, first you are doing it for America, second, well we'll talk to geoffrey about it. He is a born free now, so we should think alike.


10 Mile Long n4 Traffic Jam

Post number 74.
1) We have cut diamnd gms the size of wallnet to give to world's governments.

2) Here is some thing for the UK film industry the Hollywood is terrified about because of n4's devastating knowledge to blow Holywood away. Spielberg the rest was just a taster. Spielberg was targeted to publicise n4 to beijing - UK athletes - crap London Mayor. Job done and much more. Bush has done enough to us. And we'd hate to be involved, becasue I'd hate to hurt as would the other 3. yake it ot leave it. We do not impressany one. We have the knowledge.

3) There may be a man in Ealing Studios, may be but can't be sure. If correct, than if Hollywood hadn't strngled him already, save him with round the clock protection. We need his to reinforce n4. Together him and with UK pop and folk will walk in to US, instead of desparately shape our selves to be like them. Of course, always a fae copy we've been teated like shit. We won't even need a passport the way n4 does.

4) A strong word of advice to disappointed aspirees of days gone by and those trying today. Please don't embarrass yourselves. Get to know who we are. Our name is very misleading. To give you an idea, yesterday's Partial flume squeeze must have made you feel like a sausage sucked in through a straw. Put in another way, some giants drew a comment "Why dosesn't some one shoot him. Comment applies to Americans trying to get in the act.

5) Mandel'a being here is not an act. Only your attempts are and seen from miles away. We also some Monkeys, it must be said, from here. What do you take us for. We are like one of these road sweepers with our post. If you are on our path and shouldn't be, you will be brushed away without us feeling a thing, and while our job. No one will blame us, you will destroy what you've built. e just provided the pistol to shoot yourself in the, well sort of. You will be laughed at when you are gone.

6) The real issue is buiding a Britain of some kind that some would hate to see come about. Boy are we good at spotting them or what? You fuck with us, and you will hit with words before you know what happened.

7) We were on films and TV for that matter, where words are equally important. We really are grate ful to the Bishop in Australia to make an example of Gordon Ramsey to hint at our foul mouth. Personally, we'd hate it as much as you do sir, and we will stop it as soon as the world is safe from GW.

8) We had social obstacle to overcome where our son was used as a weapon to stop n4 dead in its track. We suspected our son was hypnotenised (better word escapes us). Similar to Stockolm syndrome. A sufferer is known to us (BBC specific) who is not backto his full potential after 20 years! We did a desk study od sorts and felt if we could destroy the myth of the perpetraitor being an almost god in the eye of the victim. Attmepts by the loved ones to help worsnes the situation ultimately making loving blood realtions as hated enemies. This was happening to us as father as any father would know.

9) We had no access to the man, all doors were closed. As readers might gather. So we started a barrage of WMD loaded e-mails that took the grounds from under the man's feet. No where, on earth has any one come across Mohammads who can no one else can. Would you believe it our role model has been GW. He really does know how to shut people up. Who esle will bomb a city 40 days and the same number of nights.

10) We have no idea how god like the man is now, but our son knows now what holiday are now (as opposed to working in sweat shop in London not Bangladesh),takes thm. he even has a girl friend because he is no longer humilated in front of the colleagues. A remarkable achievements. GW is such a ruthless psychopath that he hit people, make them to mince meat, and then goes and bombs them again to make sure there is come back. He never asks an question.

11) Our WMD was found highly effective against him. We have banned him form world TV and Radio for a few days, as Laura Bush's announcement proved, to us any. We will stop using WMD when ahve totally disamred him so that we could start dry cleaning. Thsi blog wars have been o pure accident, and quite an unexpected spin off our core business CCCC.


Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Urgent! Mandella foudation

post number 73:


1) As one beacon of truth to you and Prfessor Sach of Harvard, and Harvard itself (What a fortunte coincidence. We know what this means. YOU ARE FREEDAS FROM NOW. JOY. THE FIRST FREE VOICEIN THE WORLD)

2) As it is to you, it is urgently obvious to us here in Egham, that we alone will be inundated within hours and over loaded with work. We may hold port for 6 hours, and say no more. We remain unpredictable to remain hyper ove the pea barin super.

3) We needed human resources and others, and authority must come from us. Authority undisputed is given to provide all that is needed including space in Egham so that freedom we have gained will be protected.

4) We remain in good phycical and mental health, with intact sense of humour.


Use my UK Telephone number 44 01784 464 088. Time wasters will be traced and shot on the spot with n4 hyper power. MI5 and 6 and police in the UK with British Teklelcom

In the US the FBI, CIA Home land security by default. Harvard, you do law so that Egham can incrimte US arms of Govt mentioned and send to moos with Bush. This is no joke.

An unbelievable new something (god makers!) is emerging and is looking fantastic. Lap up the resaerch work pouring your way and thank Geoffrey here for making it happen.

You are alos authorised in fact we delegate limited power to you to show us a sample of your work so that we trust you. Unlimited power will then be delegated. If we don ot here from you, then we wil have a little hitch. Dont worry.

In fact , now that we have given the world our phone number, that may entitle the blog easier recocognition make futre law. We are aware we spoke crap in the last sentnce to pasychanalye ues that we are all together.

We've got it. Since all legal frames are nul and void, The Blog is legal vehiccel
Thank you police and BBC and all others behing the scenes. You are aboluely brilliant. This is a histircail monument neve before in the history of humankind. We just got a nod that we are on the right track.

Bloody hell, this is crazy. We can't take notes fast enough. inundated with itellignecne. Need help noe IDEALLY. We are calm. We catch all nuggets we can can. The rest fload round our head like sdoves of peace. WOW. AL RIGHT! GET IN HERE

You bset get this and act. We keep vigil and hold port the entire might of the defunct USA cant.

CIA and FBI. Dont let your pride get heard. We are colleugues ad coutry men. If your is hurt, then so is ours. Don't be brow beaten. Don't let the old farts give you crap. It is your duty to kick the old to long grass and get to know the new.

If you would like to get over here. We will welcome you in the fashion you believe. But then again may be you do if Jimmy carter has, Michelle and Barrack have. We are afraid we can't see the samr for Bill nad Hillary. Sadly we did not get a hersrt to heart. So, we suppose if you can have a heart to heart with the other 3 + the big time Steve Martin (with some doubts, but not enough to oharm. We are talikng USA nad world here.So, Steve shouldn't feel hurt i pride. We can make up and apolgise if wrong.

Play music if you like.

Mohammad as stable and watchful as a cat watching a mouse. How id that.

Now you work, Manuel says. Get ass in gear. The the rest of you will too. Because attached to the body. Evenwe know that.

Our company is playing "Together We Cry" We are not bloody crying. Big bous don't cry, cry,cry, . But there are other messges. Figure out... We love the music and what it does. It makes feel clean and achieved in a pecular way.

News break: All is well. I acn't believe I can retire. Was I that good? Actucally, I knew. Just teting you girs an boys. Now work you lot while we chrge batteries to kick ass later today. If unable to get ass on radar then there are getting clever. The you send ass. Now you work!


We demand to know who the shooters are?

Post number 73

1) Shootings are the gold nuggets of n4. Police forces involved must report full details to Radio 4 within 24 hours from now 22:59 hours GMT promptly. Failure to have details will render the police forces under invesigation.

2) We have no America, no Boris Johnson, no nothing. Failure to receive details by Radio 4 will point a finger at Gordon himself. We have begun to look in to candidates to replace him with authrity from HM the Quueen.

3) It must be remembered we are in Force Majer. The world serivice is tipped to be ready ro announce deatials to the world so that we could cut international ill doers in halves to be buried for good in their respective countire.

4) We fought hard for BBC to gain full benevolent control of. BBC is more then a Radio. BBC is every thing to Brtain the worlds model and tothe world itself.

5) We are so efficeint that we have seen this concert destroying childish efforts Moron Bush that we provisionally suspect the 2 police forces as your people.

6) We will get to the bottom of them sooner than you think.

7) We regret inconviences caused the BBC. We really do. But we do not have totell you we have been unable to speak to each other for the past decade plus. The world just witnessed how much we lost by USA hoding our governments as captives holding back innivations, causing 1000s of lives in big incidences in the pasr that have been started just like the two now.

8) Now of us knew the shape of things to come. So, be prepared for any thing. You \re most of what we have. Lets give the BBC a dream role in the history. Achunk of changing a world. In fact you have no choice.

9) Would you like to see Browne send Prfessor Sachs to the gallows of Bush after he nearly sacrificed life for you and us.

10) We (I) had alamost all the role in bringig in Mandella here. You have done your full bit as can be seen by President Ahmadi Nejaad, "Publish button" that is the supreme powerhas been in BFZ, shutting up UK's press and more.

11) So Browne, you have been informed. Do all to consolidated our gains. Never mind the licenidng fees (not a fucking sound you American baord of Gvoernors), just set aside an emergency budget and allocated to the Secretary of State for Arts and Culture.

12) We are governing by blog, and it is very powerful UK provsionsl governent ( iahve to make things up util we have a pattern emerge) government will be disgraced by us here to the world who may insist you do as Mohammad says, beacuse he just freed them all, you morons!

14) You work, every body!


Boris Against family values

Post number 73

1) n4 really cleans and it is stop from opening its first test centre to show dry clening has been sorted out.
2) Play Mandella's Concert thingy ow your radio will be reprote to us. You may be against the concert, for reasons we would like to know. You will be objecting to see us promote a family. It is good if you do not destroy our concert.
3) You would love this. Our 20 year rich research, revealed that in the early 90s we looked in to Hermes customer relations. They said ties go to one dry cleaners. suits etc to other items.

4) We said we have problems finding dry cleaners in Lodon who could clean ties properly. Hermes said they have no problems. They have one dry celaners who can produce perfect ties.

5) Can we have the address? "Try the other one". They are ex directory.

6) We checked America by phone. Same problem for really good tie cleaners.
7) Trace back newspapers repots TV, all the rest. Blair seen relaxing with no ties, looking really good.
8) America failed to clean ties. UK the same.
9) Mohammad invented good tie cleaning 20 years ago. Tug of war began
10) Mohammad had to destroy the vacuum cleaner of ideas, incomplete theft of n4 for America.

11)A lot at stake. Coca cola and others role in making god is all for money. n4 will revert a whole life style traffic ....

12) Those asked to post comments failed.

13) Was Johnson so determined to become the mayor, because Mayor Livingstone office financed CCCC envroinment section with £750 on 2/4/5 at Imperial College London

14) n4 had masterminded the concert years ago but Mohammad was drugged and detained.
15) This blog was the only hope on earth. A miracle happened and we won big time.
16) When calculating damages we will not short sighted. You readres may help us do that. Practically your lives depended on this blog and it saved it. You may just help a blog that will make your children born free for the first time in a century.
17) There is not a super power power left to enslve you again. We will all be our own super powers.
18) Pro and against Borris radios will just pop out as though announcing themselves. Some by silence, some by sound. We just set back, pounce and kick ass.
19) Sir Ian Blair, and the other 47 forces plus that of Nothern Ireland. This has been a contribution fro Surrey Police with contribution from officers Michelle, colleagues on the one hand, and Mohammad doin a little bit here, a little bit where you are.
20) You have radio stations. They have ranges. People live in ranges. raise thumb to Mandella announcing ones. Be watchful of those who don't tango with Mandells. Their commercials may provide interesting. You will not exactly hear God making Coke.
21) It may say other things which you are drilled with by now. Did you just realise that we deMonkeyfied the entire UP police forces. Look in eyes of each other when you hear coke, film by Spielberg any thing. Some will be without jobs soon, an so forth...
22) Spielberg didn't want to go China. Or was it that China hated Spielberg's guts because of the family destroying cunt he is.
23) Blame coke, Mr Spielberg. Heart to heart man in Ealing Studios, you had stmbling blocks in your way. Where are they? We don't see any, or do we now. HUMMM
24) The 3 candidates. Campiagn now that we have shuffled cards a bit. Our 9my) country should never insult human intelligince. It is humanising you so that canditates campaign on humanising issues. God dammned one is probably still campaigning with war in Iraq in mind. Your Petrious is alredy strippe of his Uniform. Hasn't he heard?

26) If not, should America vote for him? Whta is team doing?


Borris Against family values

Post number 72

ET continued

1) Silence in class. Mr Spielberg made the calss laugh. Instead of maintaining teacher control and dicipline, the class went ruley.
2) Etrapolate in gredations and you will end up nothing that needs dry cleaning. Fashion Forecaster (they decide how you like may 5 10 years before the BRANDS hit you). Spin offs of jeans, tea shirts bling for lack of individuality etc
3) THe fashion part of Aamerica hit back and got the kids to take out Grand pas nice drt cleanable jacket and the Trilby hat and that will really look cool.
4) They were weak and were smashe with a million ton sledge hammer of Hollywood, the cotton indusrty, and jean machines.
5) Borris must be for family detruction. We wnt to know his educational back ground, form the nusresury to prmiray school right up to Universtiy.

Borris Against Family

Post number 71
1 hour to go for coca cola et al.

1) UK radios radios. support family show and broadcast Mandellas announcments take turns. If you dont we will know you don't like families.
2) Steven Spielberg doesn't (Bear Borris in mind and him doing Have I git news for and shiver with terror of Borris the anti famaly man). Spielberg made ET int 80s. Begun destruction of fmily unit. Dad somwhere else. ET drinks bear bear! Et fucking burps. Elliot thinks ET so cool (POISON VENUM!!!) ET burps in class. Dsiciplined orgainsed class shocked. Polite teache in control of class nicely dressed (no crap of toda). The start of the destruction of dry cleaning because America Failed (Remeber the damn spot

The 3 candidates base campaigns on American values. Lets see how good they are so that the 800 delgates could chose the rgiht one

Radios play AMANTA man's message


Almost There. Mandella did it

post number 70,
Dear all,

1) Apologies to all for unfinished business. The search for our family is in the hands of the BBC as the sperad for the knowledge they have (on site, eg. John Simpson, and perhaps the richest data base in the world in Britain) The British Millitary including the RAF, and Royal Navy (America's are meant to be grounded and criminally illegal). and all Afghans who aer willing to Join the Brirish to find our family.

2) We had to free London and the world first, due to straties and intelligences deployed to have a secure power base before deploying the military force in Afghanistan. It has not been out of amazing sacrifce to say say we put the world febore the family. We might have got away with that for a while, but not forever. We would lost big time had we saved family first.

3) Getting it right is pleaning in another sense. To give the Man Mandella the credit fro inclculable he has rendered humanity, and pleasure of thanking him giving us the power of his truth to add on to our own n4, proved insurmountable to the forces of n4 Evil.

4) We dedicate this paragraph to the distinguihed Harvard Professor Geoffrey Sachs and feel hunoured to be worthy of dedicating any thing to him at all. The prize we won by his direct brave and gerenrous sacrifice to humainty will make up for the presenters defficiencies the presentre inhernetly has and shown in blog. We hope to have established a wide enough differntial the underscore the value we give him merely by listening to him on odd occasions. Normally a naive and unreasinable yard stick, but aiaded by years of socail exclusions and detebtions. Deprevation of one sense sharpens detection by others (Phaoahs Arab locked uo non the banks of the Nile, and his invention of the pin hole camera 3,500 years ago).

5) Professor Sachs gave us the BBC!!! He was the essetial ingredient for us to be able to win as war booty from the government of Gordon Browne, and firmly placed it in our hands to use at free will any where on the globe, not dictated by any one on the entire planet with the exception of one. That is us. The signifinificance of this powerful instument of truth and justice will instill the fear in any one when they see the BBC coming. Because n4 will be charging their way, powered by n4, and boy that is some power.

6) The BBC will never have to advertise now and for ever more. That os What Professor Sachs has done. He will be in the Hyde Park Corner. Please pay respect when you are there.

8) N4 exposed America to have been resposnsible for and the maker of any skirmish large or samll any where on the palnet, inclding Balli to grab Indoenisia by the scruff of the necks. SHe has had strong agents among us. We caught a big one today and will ensure to exact such justice so as to reduce our expenditure in exposing equally Depleated Uraniam quality with long lasting cancers in humanity. We will know exactly what to recommend to the steering committee to apply to Johnson.

8a) trouble makers in the concert have no idea what charges they will face. THEY SHOULD IMBOSS IT IN THEIR BRINS NOW THAT LAWS OF THE LAND DO NOT APPLY FOR A WHILE. WE ARE IN FORCE MAJOR AND EXPOSED TO LOOSE ALL.

8b) We said Britain will be the flagship of the world. Lets give Brtain security security that doesn't need policing: We have said in the blog do what we say. So imagine if some one or a party made a slight distrubance in the Hyde park Concert. We will ask them very nicely where is there parmanent residence address. This will be where being nice stops and their nightmares and 1000s of others will start!

8d) We will ask EU countries to contribute free planes and ship whether 100,000 or 1,000,000,000 to Dusht e Bakwa with pets fucking terrapines and those other lovable pets en mass and leave them there to scratch a living. Thats it. We will disptach BBC to shwo the world how they are getting on. If the unfortunate winner of the scholrship to Dusht e Bakwa doesn't have an address or have a dogy address, we will make one up form him, and throw that lot out.

8e) Forget the Law Cititen Advice bureaus. The only place you can go to is Vatican. Either the Pope is as good as he is in which case he will and should explain the lives of his own cathloics in danger. We do not awaite an apology. None has been received. None needed now. They can relax and take 700 years. Only after that either of us need worry. If non apology suited them, then us dumping this little problem shouldn't bother them. History will guide them

8f) So, instead of discouraging you, with 48 ploice forces ellowing ellowing every where, and looking very supicous indeed, community relations, and oh, dear all the resr of it, fuck it all. So just go ahead and see what happens. This LAW (its a big one) comes to force on the day od the concert at whatever hour we like.

8g) Join the dots, psycholgy, Hollywood, MTV, X factor Black mail (highest profile pillar of society) photo praghs videos, X Factor, Osy Osborne fucking show, compelling some one to cause riots even plot to kill Mandela. Mandella doesn't matter, but the pains and cost ot the last nearly 100 years will go on.

8j) The only person immune to all these is the Pope. I want some of what he is having. Why is he never alone, not even when alone... Doyou know? Ha ha. Imagine if you will never have to lock your car or front door again. Have a thing and then go ahead and do something. Oh, the blog. Silly us. Shall we ask a yes or a no. Send a comment and say will do just hit some body but once. See what happens. Go on

9) Phillip Hammond, Hoh!

10) We hope to have adequatley been courteous to Iran, except to conclude and ask Hamid Afshar to finish off and tell Mr Ahmadi Nejaad. Hamid will tell the pseident that we were the Dustin Hoffman figure in The Midnight Cowboy and a little worse...

11) Our Family member: Heart to heart Australia: Mr Mohammad Bari Mohmand is the one who studied in University of New South Wales. Mr Mommand worked at senior levels, Ministry of planning, medium to small industries & FOOD, and pivate sector invertment. He knows of 450 Afghan mines, some of which not known to outside world, but very known to Americans, Krzai.

12) And uis American superior Cock sucking Cheney (Didn't the world love him play the president on the fucking podium psoing so different than the mother fucker really is. Mr Bari and wife Nafisa (our sister) have photo graphs of the Famous Chapan that some may deem Karzai playing us, drawing on the good well we established between the two nations. When Americans see him on TV, they will go: Nice man, we know the type.

12a) Mr Mohmand has always lived in he refugee camps. His attempt to immigate to australia was subotaged by another desperate Afghan who stole his Austalian invitation paers and entered his name on them. The man was caught, and Mr Bari is painted a diahonest man in Australia. We owe no one explanation and remain of proud of him as a borhter in law. He has been a delightful and diginfied addition to the Ahmadzai family. They were some where in Afghanistan. We have had no time to invesitage. Other details today if tried ? have produced no news of their whereabouts.

12b) Did we say that an honest qualified (Studied in India, too with first degree in economics, Kabul University). His calibre of people have taken top jobs and have not spent a day in refugee camps. They are all Americans and British, handing over their non Afghan passport, only to be given them back when the go their other homes.

12c) At least Mr Nasseer Sbaberi (theft from Wndsworth Borough Council or rent money) is a deputy Minsiter of what, theft, Karzai, you identity thief?! Readers, again the world has shrunk to give us an uncredible text book excepstion: The poor youn refugee was the little Zia who was John Simpson's iterprettor whom John helped come here and qualified as a brilliant doctor (straight A student. Smashed South Thames College Putneys long standing record), and deptuy Minister of theft is known to BBC Pushto department's Mr Hashemzai (Reading 1986).

13) Your help would be apprecaited, Australia.

14) We've achieved a lot. Lets smash another American Evil that has ripped us apart. Political corrected. We hereby say fuck PC. Speak your minds because we can. We didn't accept it: A black man came to our dry cleaning cleaning shop. An argument started and he threatened "I will rip your heart out, you fucking Paki". "No you can't,you fucking Nigerian Babboon!" He was so shocked and found our reply so funny
, he calmed down and said "I'm not Nigerian" to wich we hit back and asked "how doyou know we are a Paki?" He shook his head and walked out, laughing.

15) You can only pay back in kind and even harder if you really deep down believe that all people are equal.

12) Now, what is the nightmare of Karzai and Bush is that families in Australia invited him to learn about the Afghan culture. They were impressed then. There was an interrim period when John Howard terrorised Australians

Concert makers! n4 in Charge!

Post number 69:

Mr Mandella, say hi to name sake Careem (Mac) if you speak to him. Tell Mac, we are having a family show...

We left Christina Nyamfulila and kids in his care in Luasaka in December 85.

1) Oh, dear! All they need is Mandella to Join The BAND Wagon! Mayor Boris Johnson can attend, but just by himself. n4 deamnds and expects comment on blog.

2) We use modelling for our Comedy show .Now,you see all size zero's flogging in towards Egham. Bless them. (Lead fucking book to understand what we are on about before all the badly drawn curves end up in their millions on ly one to chosen, the next 3 from the top commit suicide and the rest will keep psychiatry and anti deprassant pills). We can see our comedy talent judges getting rich for ruining young, promising lives, while themselves being complete morons. If not, careful we might end up as one of our judges when he eating by hands didn't impress Shelpa Shetty.

3) Mandela wish to have another X fator (Sue us if you can't. The pope couldn't), then our comedy team will win hands down. But we said we will losse. So, we've got to do something.

4) All people, we said our intelligence is hyper. The dictionary (Its a rectangular thing with loose sheets with squiggles) you haven't seen in a long time. What you need is to have TV shows where dogs crap in your lap and you rub it on the carpet and we all think that is so fucking clever. Would you like that continue. Shoudln't that be what you should be debating Man Of The People Over There, instead of fuckingup up Bosnia all over again. Steve Martin, Jimmy, Bill, Hillary, Michelle and Barrack, see to it. If you didn't make it we wouldn't get it here would here will we.

6) Mandella hasn't come here to be rediculed like his statue was when no one came to be photo graphed with him Look it up on the net. You will only see Lord Attenborough, Ken Livingstone and a couple of other guys. No one else. Do you know that nobody wnated Mandela to come here. No government Minister went. No traitor enemy of the people came to innogurate the placing of the Statue. They even objected to the first preferred sight.

7) We believe that was Westminster City Council. Now, they are invited to post comment on our n4 statement: America has spent a fortune on soting out the world to spread peace, freedom, AMANTA, and happines around the world. Ambassodrs like that son of a cock sucking bitch American Ambassador with white mstache, the predecessorto Zalmai Khaleelzaad are ordered by n4 to come forth and answer why did they not suggest "We should sent Mandella to sort it out. Jimmy Carter. You worked with Mandella and Kaunda to make. peace with Saddam. America refused to let you in.

8) Tony Benn, his son, a minister and Browne supporter has series about people like April Glaby/Glaspy (or ie) whose recorded telephone conversation. If you surf the net, we think Wikipedia will do for some comedy show applicants before you tax your brains to find the conversation. That will screen the rubbish from our comedy show. Saddam/Glaspie phone converstaion to see April sying to Saddam in plain terms words similar to Kuwait is no concenr of America. Saddam grinned with glee because up to 1929 Kuwait was Iraq!!!




8d) Breaking news: We just heard Man U are soting things out. We are not convinced. Our deadline has passed. Fuck deadline. sort it out or we take the club. window glazer and the other will be stripeed naked, put on planes to American, and I will the club just like that with every thing else they own every hwere. If wise, dissociate from Bush or you will have beg like the two brothers in Eddie Murphy's Trading places, mateys. Now get out there personally you cunts and sorted out. We siad one cross eyed look at a Russian and We will have you. And thats for crossed eyed fucking so called "fans". Fix his eyes or he will spend time in a police cell until the match is over. We don't give a fuck if god gave him crossed eyes. Go and sort it out with him after the nice police man has given you the breakfast the day after the match.

8e) Borris, this is ll your fucking fault, because you thought you were so impenetrable. Well, wel, well. You are penetrable. A to how penetrable Julian Clarey might delights us with sketchy details at least, if not more. We believe you may be just beginning to know us. We will change your type of world. (Just gave him a kick in the ass. He is faced down.) Get up you cunt.

8f) Britain will be the model for the world, a nice world. Truly, scientifiaclly, environmentally, culturally, Britain will be a place for the world to COME and see how it was done. Britian is the model for us build the world prototype. Thsi blog has won fairly and squarely with 0 commnets in the blog. The world has voted Egham to do it.

8g) Borris, We beleive you need police protection instead of keeping your country a slve to the dying ass hole whose very hole speaks Japanes now.

8h) Failing all that we hear British Mail is struggling to survive. At the same time, the sub intelligent masters of Borris have shut IT commuincation so that you cannot unite to do a thing about Borris on the concert day, because there won't be enugh of ou. So starts writing and buting stamps. For children of Brtain and world who don't know what to do next, we say stay in fucking schools,becuse we have ne Monkey reisitant education that made people like Borris Johnson. Thats all 59,999,999. There is always one that gets away, isn't there? Well, this one did, and look what happened. In future, we all be like this one when no one can ousmart us, no matter what race, what religion, whether crossed eyed or not!

8i) Sir Ian Blair, keep Borris safe. People might have eat him alive once they receive their first class mails in a couple of days. Police with beard (Michelle Carney), you work! (from that other genious Andrew Sachs whom we really thought was Spanish!)

8j) Mr Mandella, Sir, any thing we can, we will hear. You are our guest. We like guests. Even, the tourist variety will do. One has to put with things you know.
9) What comedy show, Mayor Hugh Meare and all wool debate recipients? Egham is not not big enough to house a comedy show, unless we oned Proctor and Gamble. But you know? We actually we (I) do! Watch the midnight hour (23:00 hours GMT). RBC, RBBP SCC, you are all free now so that we could come to your meetings. You know what though? We actually won't are delighted to know that you know. When we see Egham grow, we don't want you to see how stupid we look. taking it all in, and look ome smug son of a gun.

10) No Comedy, but we were looking for some god damn dry cleaners. We will shock the world. Not only did we expose GW for the son of a bitch he is, we are going to expose some dry cleaners who've got it so wrong with their 20,000 fucking dry cleaning they didn't even other to write to Which. OK, they ruined our busines plan, and we were forced to do this. You wouldn't believe who they are:

11) Lets see that god damn George Dawe who coulcn't even keep the fucking scores on the The Shooting Stars, he had to take it on the drums. Another one was carrying a fridge aroud Ireland to fool people, Basil and gang (i) would you like to explain the toughest stain of them all "I am Brian, even my wife is Brian!", yes, no? What does Ian Hislop know about things like these judging by his knowledge of foot ball: 4, 4, 20 indeed. A 3 layer wall is not allowed against free kicks, mate. For England tolearn how to play is better realy. Surely, you can't get away with a 28 man team. Some ones bound to notice. Even Paul Maeron will tell you that.

12) Pst, Sasha Barron Cohen, who is this Ali G bloke? e told him years ago that Staines is only important because it is near Egham. He laughed. Don't tell him. We think we will have the last laugh hay? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh. (go for it, man. Loved every thing you did, and wikk surely do. Caome on man.)


Gordon, Lets Govern With Blog

Post number 68:

2+2=4 is the reality version of 16=-1, n4,

Our police colleague Michelle just past. If you ask her if she knows us don't be

Things may go crazily out of hand because of humour. Hence we make this "legal" provsion of allowing ourselves 3 amnendment to ensure line 1 above stays in force. The said line is is the truth as described in the blog


1) Just heard Mandella will be in some one's concert. We can't do any work. We give tou the bare basics to maintain BFZ over Bush. Laura only remains the spekes person of the now defeated Empire. American Necleus with Steve Martin to take chahrge of national security, strip Condie of her executive powers.

2) Melanie Phillips. We saw the beaty the last minute. We combined what we've seen on TV for years, then added phrases, "I am a British Jew, aand a journalist. We added ingradients, re engineered (adjustments for unable to speak mind dus to freedoms removed. We visualised the result and said. WOW. That girl, after reading this, look in the mirror and she will see the most beautiful girl in the world.

3) We then wonder if she will feel the same heart to heart with us. Then she might even propsed to marry her, and why. In the real life, that would be ridiculous for reasons she knows best, not to mention we are too old for her. If she doesn't have a heart to heart, then she must see Dr Jonathan Sachs. Between them, they will figure out what to do. N4 will give them the BBC (Its ours. Terry's choculates), and while the next few sentences brings emotions down as they are doing our, we will have resotred ignity we just caused by the Milanie factor so that we can all function again.

4) Israel will avail all types of Israelis, not excluding the majority Arab looking ones, and n4 orders the Israeli government to allow the BBC have unresisted accecc to whatever Peter White, Terry Waite, Liz Barclay, Roger Bolton na dwait for it Michael Rosen will tell them to do.

5) The environment has been used (CCCC International is itself an ENVIRONMENT!!! QED) as model to widen horizons of human intellect for solving the East difficulties. We throw in extra finger food, bomby mix (at least) to keep debate progress tastefully civil and calm.

6) Protect Geoff Kahn with your life. Apart from any thing else, U2,Bono included (as Bono and fellow musician we tell me to put it. Newtonian Equilibrium

7) Paul Gambocini is the aboslute authority on Radio 2 to tell Russell Brand (Jo Bran in Egham Comedy section - in a three sided competition.

8) Gordon Brown: We from Egham get rid of Des Browne. your Defence Secretary with immediate effect, right now 10:56 GMT on Tuesday 6 May 2008. Get us a general with fealthiest language unimagineable. We will give him power go to the BBC and give a bollocking of their lives to NATO, Amecain top brass in Iraq, especially David Petraious (a civilain now), those in Afghanistan, and else where.

9) The said general will then address Angela Merkil, Silvino Berlisconi, the Poles, the Lituanians and all others to give our (Terry's Choculate), one even half decnt reason why they joined the FUCKING NATO.

10) The NATO top man, American, of course to take serious note that he should be prepared for a 5 minute bollocking on BBC World TV, by Mohammad's said General. If the latter needs fresh supplies of Egham WMD, he will be given stock quikcer than he thinks. If in doubt, Laura Bush will be summoned to confirm speed after GW has nodded and affirms adherence with BFZ for as LONG AS IT TAKES.

11) Meanwhile, we will take the loose change and fuel up Micra 1 (!) for immediately (read the fuel gage Coca Cola, Murdoch et el...) to see His Magisty the King of Saudi Arabia to tell you where all of Idi Amin's wives are. A concetric circle society (as a fortress), the wives may be nearish the centre, with the Kings abode as the centre point of the circle.

12) Get all of Idi Amin's madals, wear them immediatley on the flight home but ensuring you fitted Micra 1 with new shock absorbers to avoid vibrations so that you don't have "Ooooh, I haven't come this way before" wetting the trousers zip areas (Oh, buttons, hey! The ROMANIAN hasn't seen labour wear those until recntly, 1997 when things startd to get fucking worse. Ouch!!!)

13) Nearly forgot the environmental example for the British Jews: Imagine a field of sugar cane where let us the majority concensus or even not has dicted that you must spare a piece to grow Orchids in that do need milder clime, different soil, aceidc, alkali, or neutral, warrying degrees of irrigating water that might flood Orchid root and deprvied Orchid roots from Oxygen and cause death (Environmental conundrum posed to make aware of "wiping off the face of the earth!!!". Analogy is natural. Specifically, environmental.

14) Some of you may defend Orchid, and propse, Safron, mustard,.... Yes, sweat heart, Melanie? Now feel as good as you felt last night letting it all out that made you near perfect. Far nearer than we are. Go get them, the Michelle Obama will (Hillary, your answer, perhaps? you and Bill are still in the Embyo, nucleaus.

15) The British Military forces, we are more conerned about the mostlikely hostages family. We've had to do this, instead of looking for them. So will go now, and do that. When no alternative left, then we will publish name for Australia to help. Militarily, you are in full charge of Afghanistan, with whichever group of afghans, preferably all of them and fight for n4. If unable to understand what n4 and the whole blog is, ask Mullah Zaif, whom we believe Taliban's Ambassador to Pakistan. The BBC has recordings of his doing his job and answering the Wests questions on TV.

16) Edited and American censored versions of the BBC arichives against unaltrated recordings will be educational. do those VIRGIN (!!!?????????????????+ don't answer. "Oh, thats difference is in full force to maintain Newtonian Equilibria)". British forces proudly flying the Union Jack over of our dearest homes who gave us life, to mothers, loads of other Afghan women, but just one father, a philopser uncle/Mullah (he taght us the 3,5,8 gallon riddle Bruce willis used in a Die rard hit, making Hollywood look smart. Our British born and Zambian born sons had heard and solved it long before Hollywood og hold of it. We learnt in in the 1950s)

17) Very important! We will not meet any one,even Neason Mandells so that we can function. We wouldn't do what to do and how to it in his presnece, Professor Sachs.We will communcate in writing until we learn how to talk again. Talking with Helen and very few other have been misleading and probably doing some damage (not intentional)as we write this. We would be paying Helen the highest respect as a friend and a vital co founder of CCCC International (not the blog. It is entirely ours, the full 100 % of it) and a share holder.

18) If last night's converstaion which felt very genuine, extra caring and very special as a very dear friend, then logic progresses to estimate that 10 years later Helen may ask us "What is a blog"!

19) That will you an indciation of how cool (-5 now, vacuuming the Melanie beautty, would you believe!) and in control we are to do this after lasts night's session, family as a hostages, doing what you think (how does he do it?), and producing this post! Helen has never read the blog but insists on wanting to know. We made the carinal rash and stupid telling the truth to some one who phoned another saying we do need help of the enormous kind. We said the world has changed and bush is going to be arrested. How true, but how stupidly timed considering. If Helen ever reads the blog (Oh, she will understand it all right.

19a) Her computer skills are better than ours, although she won't admitted even to her god said it (we dont do god. He doesn' make sense. We do. OK? Coca Cola. Its simple maths, thanks to GW who didn't allow any one else to use it. We are the only born free, live free who didn't submit slavery. Hence, we have liberated humans using simple maths, we feel at the time. Imagine when we all debate, with us still at a distnace doing web camming only. It is impossible for us to have a public image.

19b) If uncool and blown top, then Laura might have had two GWs to handle. A new one in Egham, judging by how angry the first one may very well be right now.

20) We have freed the world to breath, to be happy, healthy, and all things nice. Achieving it all we became as slave and did it step by step, in your presnece. Was it worth it. Yes! Because to see more and more of you, then we will blend with the crowd. So us ordering you Browne and the world, really, is the being selfish, and arogant to the highest degree. Yet the kind that wiil make you get up and do it. While things getting weirder and weirder, we dump it all on Neslson for we know still at the age of 90 plus he has the shoulder to carry it.

21) We ask Lord Attenborough and founders of the Neslson Mandella foundation to do things they have planning, not dreaming to do for a long time when London had a naked light (stand corrected) for the years when he was detained.

22) One day, we will tell Nelson we did our bit and sought refuge in his care. America stopped us in 2003. "Pbulish button" material that the BBC, Ahmadi Nejaad, Geof Sahcs (British armed forces, including Th Raf) protect Geof, Nelson, and the concert so that they will have no exciuse to witness what good looser Egham is. They need their full faculties to appreciate seeing us loose! Something the Union Jack wving Man U supprters are sure to enjoy too, gooness forbig if the game doesn't go their way. Where is the fucking window glazer and the other cunt?

23) Sir Alec, The ultimate resposibilty lies wit the scum cock sucking Americans. Lets put it this way Alec (we prefer Sir!), if we came back via another blog, at 17:00 GMT, then you, the American owners and the hard core "supporters" would wish you'd never been born. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? No? Well, you morons, then this will penetrate even your fucking thick skulls.

24) You pretend not to know that we have not realised that you have insulted the proud nation of 200 million Russians (The president elect and very hopefully future prime minister n4 salutes you on behalf of our brick brain, Not BRIC Morons and the fucking American cunts) that they have raised two fingers at a nation who intelligently extended two rounds of Russian hospitality (We lived with you lot for 3 months, oil and gas fields, we said oil too Karzai, you son of an Ahmadzai pretending bitch, Sheberghan when well number 53? was buring for a months with the artesian flow of black gold.

25) Tell you what? We know why Russians dn't take tea spoons out of their tea cups. Find those in Shberghans who we worked with. Our report on the viscoity of cement won the first prize. We srill have the prize. Its a Ricoh Japanese bamboo slide rule and will show it to some soon. It is in our hand now. You see, we are setting up London as the firm financial capital of the world, and you AGREE. That is why the double invitation. Neither is Manchster thick, nor certainly us.

26) Lets go the top. GW, this typical, absloutely typical (silly walk getting extremely authentic), absolutely cock suckingly typical (eat your heart clease. This the Limited Edition, just fucking GW who is fucking thick he still trying while dying. Have a drink or some thing, you cunt) where were we? We don't care. Just to pfove we just say plain old fucking typical. That's what we say (give us strength! Some people are so dumb. Oh, Gordon, you leanign quite forward with you r Idi Amin Medals. Bllody hell, you have gone to town.

26)did the golf buggy thing on you. We do this but with a twist. He doesn't know what a fucking twist means. Typical. Enough of that) Any way, you'd better make dure we get confirmation from Manchester by 16:00 hours (deadline shortened because you are a cunt) to tell us in plain enGlish (Sir trevor, you are the integral part of n4 but then you knew that, silly us) that if one Man U fan looked with crossed eyes at a Rssian fan, then we will shove Faulty Towers Japanese speaking moose somewhere els, because we need our spokes person.

27) Now, we family to free. Meanhwile British armed forces Just shoot sny body who is uniform apart from yourselves! and the BBC. We want no fucking embeded journalism and shit like that. The BBC knows where to go notyou lot. The BBC knows where to go,not you lot. You just shhot,the afghans next to you do. I say to Afghans you let the British be in charge flying their union jacks, you fly your Afghan ones a metre higher because it your country, an the shoot like crazy.

28) By tomorrow,you will have captured Karzai and Egham will take over. While shooting, Egham WMD DU type will be shoowering on those American Officers make a fool of themselves their Commander in chief's ass is speaking in Japanese now, and they will not understand his broadcast if he wa man enough t break BFZ rules.

29) And our Genaral with a filthy laguage setting next to Gordon woul dlove to join in live WMD launches via BBC World, girls, or actually BBC 1. Hey?


Monday, May 5, 2008

Mohammad's Family May Have been Taken As Hostages

Post number 67

BBC is free to rome the world, and we have a world scoop with free access in Kabul to report and broadcast. BBC and this blog will make a one off. We have the power to inforce it. Proof BFZ in force Laura Bush announced to Burma instead. Weakened in front of the whole world, Bush is in to kidnapping now.
1) Before we tell you our alarming news from Afghanistan, we tell Barbara Bush that we never defend or if necessay from a position of weakness. We announce categorically that we have won the control of the BBC from Browne's government (illegal remember but operational by default and under n4's steering.

2) This was done by the most dictinguished Professor Geofrey Kahn for none other than Harvard University, the tirelss campaigner with U2 in Africa as readers will better better. With this, the BBC has now full possession of "Publish button" material!!!

3) You know world how terrifed Bush and gang of criminals about the material? Frightened enough to respect BFZ around the world where cannot be heard or seen. Barbara's announcing to Burma is the proof of our hyper power over the Empire. We would under score that world. For the first time, one man and n4 can tell the emperor what to do.

4) The presidnet has twic bcome humanitarian in the last few days only when he is exposed as blood thirsty and nearly killing 1 billion plus. Certainly a sign of extreme weakness and admitting it to the world.

5) Let us tell you world that Bush and party feel like lamb to the slaughter, when we intoduced Hamid to the world. Even the dumb Monkeys realise that now their most hated person next to few others also has "Publish Button" material.

6) When Mr Geofrey Kahn announcing on the BBC last night that The bush administartion in US history. He said Clinton's was bad, too. join the dots together, you amy find rhe professor in general agreement with on both adminastration. The professor knows full well that he himself is a good part of "Publish button" material.

7) He professor may have got out of the US predicting he could be picked up and put away without the trace like 20 others in 2001 who also are privy to "publish button" material. Bush and gang are inches away from being dispatched to the moon.

8) The only thing they could do was to kidnap our family who could expose Karzai, a Mohammad's Chapan Plageriast! Chapan is the striped robe Karzai wears as a symbol of Afghan national Unity. We had announced earlier that we wore almost the identical robe almost 40 years ago and may be on home movie cameras. We had a good reputation in Tucson and Laramie when we emphasied national unity as one of Zahir Shah's full Service Diplomatic passport.

9) That repute, and hard work to create a good image for Afghans using the robe would provide a good image in the eyes of Americans, would it not? Could Karzai be a wolf in sheep's clothes? If Cock sucker Cheney, Karzai's employers in America can collect all photos and movies in the US, that would still leave photos in Afghanistan. Now that we can freely communicate with Afghanistan, we have news that Karzai may have cowardly kidnapped our family members. Understandably, we are concenred. But we have fantastic news that we have witnesses in Australia.

10) They couldn't kidnap 100s, may be 1000s of Australia who know our family member, member could they? Communication has been difficult with Afghanistan has been difficult. May be thats why, Bush has moved the battle ground there. That is clever. We are cleverer. We've got the BBC!!!

11) No country on earth can boast to have a broadcsting facilty never mind one man who could Bush himself to send TV and Radio wherever in the world at free will. Because We are the world's super power over the world's super power.

12) We request all world countries to assist The BBC in whatever way they can to carry out n4 work with immediate effect. The Karzai Government is advised to apply rules of common sense and release our members from captivity. Bush and you remain answerable for their well being. You may not interfere with free access by the BBC wherever it may be necessary to earch in Afghnistan for our family.

13) Princes William and Harry's brave visit and serving duty did provide them to have a chat with their army mates when the subject of fighting for Union Jack must have been brought up. The Americans know that any time now, we may ask our armed forces to dissocite themselves fro being associating with the US Military whose Commander in - chief was caught red handed (blog post) in nearly making a god of Mohammad, and massacaring 1 billion Muslims, the whole of Afghanistan among them.
Karzai would have been among them too, how lowly and undignified can a leader get with Afghans stunned at the parody!

14) Details in Australia: Name withheld, University of New South Wales, 1977, Post Intermediate (qualification?). Ref: James Mitchener's The Caravan, and authors thesis on aspects of Afghan culture relevant to the book. Reportedly 1000s of copies were sold in Australia and elsewhere, with some circulating in Afghanistan.

15) We have a world exclusive for the BBC to find the family and report why is this family member and another, a woman an ex emplyee of the save the children are setting home unemployed, while another distant British export works as a deputy minister, living in both in London. The shocking thing is that this man stole rent money from us by housing an Afghan refugee in our house in Putney. The deputy Minister registered his own address as the newly arrived refugee's and pcoketed the money. When the legal occupant was re housed, the deputy minister got the boys to beat us up. Hows this for a scoop BBC in a new broadcsting era. Especially, when we tell you that you have thief on film telling the British people on the plight of Afghan refugees in Britain.

16) This work will have taken Bush's crack team a couple of weeks to plan and execute. Good, isn't it. Throw it to you.

17) Other matter: Russia: We are extremely grate ful for the hospitality you accorded Man U ticke holders a 3 day stay as a proof of you contribution towards riding ourselves of Hooliganism in European foot ball. We assume Man U is sppreciative of this offer. We havent heard. Thus far, you have extneded hands of hospitality twice. The one reaction we know of was whn our man imposed quite a few demands for the final. Frnakly we are embarrassed on behalf of the fans who desreve to represented in a better manner. If it is the intention of some one to create violance for ill gained reason and to discredit the cross of to George, you can be certain we will ensure theflag is not disrespected.

18) With the host's cooperative spirits, we may ask you on this occasion if the fans could carry their flags. It is such a cntroversial issue that their mass display will give teh nation confidences they've never had, because they've been slaves of a dumb sub intelligent Empire. If these sentiments, clash with Man U's owners, perhaps they could post a comment. If we suspect the American owners of humiliating this nation's spirit of absolute freedom and responsible to no one but self, then our security forces MI5 and n4 may look in to the owner's acitivites without notice. We are experiencing force Majeur. They must know that MI5, MI6, are disinfected of the scum of the earth American agents. Any found in our police forces, will be thorughly bollocked, an Englsih popular for undr scoring.



post number 66

Good news, we wonder?: We just heard Microsoft walked away from deal with Yahoo, whose shares slid down to $23 each. The rival is Google. We are with Google

1) We've been thrown more balls than we bay be able to juggle, all complimentay bar one?! We have to prioritse response, one of which is extremely time sensetive to Gordon Brown's governmnet stablity. We will proiritise this and just mention others all connected with 4n and CCCC International. Those who may wonder at times whether we venture outside our sphere of influence might like to know that if we diskuss thrower, then we will disqualify ourselves if we step outside the hurling ring as in the Olympics. So, if we mention Scottish Referendum, we are within the ring. Other reasons in previous scattered posts.

2) Other headings tonight,however long it takes will be: A little KoK up! A teenager in mind only, not in body. Explained thus. Drawn line under. Not geology related...Visa/conditional acceptance!!!, Hamid's story combined with addressing Russia, Australia (Waltzing Matilda, Heart as in Obabma n4 Heart?!), Are we gay?!

3) Mr Browne, you were last night and you are tonight under immense pressure that showed on your face. Ower Empire breaking power placed you in the firing line. You did yourself to look as composed as you did. Not a lot of people can do that when we tell them who fired at you: They were he Monkeys, back benchers (sorted NOW! SET OR SPEAK UP OR STAY SHUT UP), by party time wasters as to how we should stay by America's side and that crap (FUCK OFF).

4) The brackets will sort them out. And of course, the BIG ONE: The awaiting governor of the 52nd state Cameron with the remants of the heavily laden press and Murdoch on, and Neo Con on top of him. The Neo Con's Amrariwala look alike disappointed that there id already something larger up Murdoch's ass then the cutie pie could ever prodcue if he unzipped himself!

5) We have a feeling you will smile tomorrow and laugh the day after. What you may perhaps lack is one or two brow beaters. In addition to Benn, Milliband, now Bradshaw, THE ROMANIAN, and one or two others we introduce Bob Marshall Andrews who sounds highly convining about you being THE MAN of the moment. If that of beyond, too, then his brows may be placed on auto brow (as it in auto pilot). Ask him and find out, preferrably with Cameron, Hammond, and Borris Johnson. The alter two will cancell each other, and Cameron will stand alone. That reminds us of song,but can't remember it.

6) We are not embarrassed about not remembering the song because it is only Cameron, whose party is illegal due to the criminal factor that will down Johnson's trousers down sooner or later.

7) Sir Michael Parknison may record proceedings for Parkinson over the other side side. Not the Lib dems who are HM's main opposition, but over on ITV. If no longer done, then we should get out more often. That will be soon after our next meeting with the fortune teller, oops, we mean the psychiatrist.

8) Now, how many clay pigeons did we shoot, Gordon, with this post? Well, the sketch we gave you above is only a schematic diagram. If you and your nucleus will shape it to an as built drawing (at least design/tender drawing), then you will have shot the same ones again.

9) Lets put an end to foot ball violence in the entire Europe by getting others to do it. We will step in if thay need more clues: Malcolm Brown deaf (laughing twice - completely innocent) or Stubborn FUNDEMALIST MONKEY SLAVE as in David Cameron; A knighthood on the line; Glazer or Glazier; any/all of these 2+2=4 or 16=-1
How long has what 30 countries have been at it to sort it out.

10) The above hyper power above Monkey power has scattered them all over the place, rendering one as the elephant doctor who doesn't know which end the ass is, erroneously knowns s Condie Rice specialising in Soviet Union!

11) Who else wnts to go to Middle East and do crap all year after year.... You Morons - Monkeys, EU, UN, Traitor Abu Mazn, Blood sucker Israel and afew others. Except of course Hammas who was elected.

12) Here is another one: The Kurds mass gassed by Saddam, cuddled and in the process of turned another Bosnia (not exacxly, but make small, to divide and rule better. Scottish Referendum some one?) in Northern Iraq. Down in Souther Turkey blood realted to the victims: Fuck them. Kill them Turkey!


You Know What He's Done?

Post number 66:

1) We note that post 65 really shook up some. We understand, but believe us, we need to things so unimageable that will cause discomfort, doubt in 4n, and the seemingly devaluing 4n and self (don't matter. We don't exist in public. thence we've nothing to defend, nor will ruthlessness makes it difficult for scores of our spokes people to function to function with a maximal of efficeincy. Give it a thought).

2) To reinforce argument, we don't believe in when slapped, turn the other cheek. We hit with a Muhammad Ali knock out punch, because the prize is to change the world. We cannot afford a mistake.

3) Further, when dragged down in the sewer where Neo Nazis live, by all means, get down there,roll up sleeves, do what you can. Finish them off. Get out. You will smell like a sewer man and sound like one, too (No offense, part of the job like Bear in Walden mine - earrlier post.

4) Better? We hope so.

5) Murdoch has come out retirement. Before that, Murdoch Junior reshuffled a cabinet member ? The chief has always backed a winner. So he has stepped back in the ring to finish 4n and us. We relish the challenge. How can you move with India up your ass to begin with? OK, you are that good Still beat your now large ass. Watch this.

6) We sat a bait quite a few posts ago. The price has shot up hyperbolically. Whatever it is, it i not his. Its sort of ours. So, he is trying to buy it, so that he becomes a hermit crab (one who wears other's shells and keep on changing shells depending whats available).

7) The plan has two deadly dragons witing to slip in his shell. Drum rolls please. Drarararrara. None other than GW, Cheney, Rumsfeld and the gang but Coca Cola. It would seem that they convince us that they have thrown in the towel. As good as they know we are, they think we will break principles and make a U Turn. Make peace, and all will be well. NO, THEY WON'T!

8) Rememember the ABA whom we declared illegal and driminal? They erected the stones in Runnymede? Right. They have worked out that we must remain on 4n course to maintain hyper power over them ans Israel. We forgive and we make peace, we revert to 16=-1!!!!!!!!! We then become one of them = Neo Nazi .... Also,the existence of Alqaeda will be reinstaded, BFZ will be invalid. GW will pollute our airways, sticking tongue at....

9) Coca Cola will supply money using Chinas counting machine - the vacuum cleaner and hand over to Murdoch, that is if he didn't have enough himself!

10) We have already calculated the number of bags Coca Cola has readied for Murdoch. We will take that and more if Coca Cola, the other god maker doesn't post comment(s) in the blog by 23:00 tomorrow night, Tueday 6 May 2008.

11) You, ABA, Neo Nazis, and Coca Cola are good. How much better do you think we are? Well, thats who you are dealing with.


You Know What He's Done?

India Firmly remains firmly driven up Murdoch

post number 65

1) Rushed back from window shopping to assure Gordon that India firmly remains up Murdock's ass and the entire UK = none other than American NeoNazi press.

2) Zero comments in bog means press is fucked, but Gordon can get the metaphoric Africa ready. To sueeze the bastard a bit more, we say Gordon: Get the men from the kitchen to fetch the chilly powder. Use it if you need to.

3) We've news from Murdoch. He is not as dumb as he looks. We will commence writing now. Apply Hamourabi Law Codes to decode. We have announcement to make after 17:00 GMT to tell who else has joined Gordon's ranks. We add Ben Bradshaw as a taster for now.

4) We have a feeling we could just about take a chance with Parky whom the EMU so viciously attacked. If wrong, then We apologise and assure him that we keep "Oh, but that's different" from HFD Limited edition for "As Long As It Take". For goodness sake, how we not, after all he has given us all these years. That Yorkshire is a hill of place, just as Little Hampton would be if existed. What do they take us for?

How much For A Sledge Hammer

Post number 64:1) Hamid's story not till later may be as late as tomorrow. So sorry

2) Our to DIY shop to check price for sledge hammer. WILL NOT BUY TODAY!

3) Oop! Thers goes a Schmitar car, a 70s model. We knew we will see one, one day, but amazed at seeing one now. WOW. You kow Wha I mean Frank, we mean Harry?

4) Come on, thats too bloody obvious. Sorry, MI6. This is style we intercepted from CIA. Low grade intelligence. Rather not use ours...


Don not act on head covers girls, please!!!

Post number 63

Please do not act on scarves and head covers. Post 62 on the sugject is very misleading. Girls please be as you are with or without chadurs, in their shapes and forms. They are beatiful. No one will ever diactete on you on this issue. Do what like. Wear it, don't wear it. Contribute to your new home land. Any one objecting, just look at them in the eye, but mean it!!!


Don not act on head covers girls, please!!!

MI6, Its All Your Fault!

Post number 62:

1) Good Morning, Good After Noon, Good Evening From Public Health/n4 in Egham

2) Gordon, raise the flags, all of them!

3) You said you will listen to the people. Improve communication (DON'T. You're Just FINE). A Romanian answered the call...

4) Good thing the press cpuldn't move last night to prepare the early editions. The night watchman Morris Chittendon will no longer poison Five Live's air ways, unless (here is your chance) he's go some thing refreshing to say compaitable with the national and global contents of this very post, in its entirety.

5) President Mahmood Ahmadi Nejaad. Not only will your reject any offer from the EU, UN, or The Sphere Of The Evil Neo Nazi Blood Bath Intending GW Bush, the entire cast of Neo Cons and similar people, But n4 bans any work on drafting of such a garbage propsals. Those spending woman/man hour on such a draft are spending their allocated budget towards evil schemes of the said now nationally and internationally illegal regime of America.

5a) To re iterate, AlGaeda does not exist (Ref Bakr Bashir). The Afghan government to catch up with event, and nee to broad cast or even whisper the word, be cause we will hear if they did, and will suffer consequences.

5b) The ar smart enough to realise that the Regime has been declared illegal. The Afghan government is illegal, but is only allowed to govern until new plans are gevised for Afghnistan. Meanwhile, all the rubbish American TV, and presenters with epiliptic fit (Ask cock Cheney to spelll it , Karzai We've no time) to act normal Afghan like people did in Zahir Shay's days (we know, we didn't TV). If he was honoured as the Fahter of Afghan Nation or similar, then he will not have been pleased with what goes on.

5c) In Zahir's days girls used to go to school wearing Western stlye school uniforms of black shoes, black stockings, black blouse and no scarf or head square/scarf, nothing. Where the hell do you come from wearing the exact outfit we wore when we gave concerts in Tucson (CCCC) and Lauramie in 1968. ome movies nay have survived, not to be brodcast, but viewed by our American Embryo, should they find it relevant to view.

If cock has chosen yours, then the embryo can burn our cini films on the BBC. We do not trust any American TV at present. They may put some MYV stuff in it. He detest MTV. MTV will go! BBC televised viewing subject to our blackeninf face. We will not be photo graphed or filmed for public viewing.

6) n4 accountants appointed by n4 steering committee will deduct moneys from their asstes before they are charred with crimes against humanity. This is for Mohammad Albaradai's work in his IAEA ofices for work on Iran project. The project is terminated. Project closed. No further work permitted. Instead, commence work on Israeli nuclear weapons programme. You will find people like Olenka Frankel of use. She has worked on Demona before and knows about dodgy meters Israel "caliberate" to indicate lower readings than actual, consealing soil contamination.

7) Prepare proposal for submission to n4 here in Egham. We will enforce your recommendations. To restore balance, Iran is allowed to manufacture 500 atomic bombs of the exact power and type Israel has, to save Iran research money in choosing what type they need. Isreal has done the hard work. Iran will copy it. Iran is not allowed to make better and improved bombs better capable of mass destruction.

8) Paraity of bombs in quality is philosophically symbolic and assuring to Israel implying they will not be used as long as Israel's remain unused. Israel could and probably would have used her to wipe out Iran and Arabs. We do not trust Israel. It is a criminal state and is treat by n4 as such. IAEA is just to issue recommendation. We know how to deal with criminals.

9) BFZ around the globe remains in force.

10) Mr Ahmadi Nejaad, it is an amazing and fascinating world. It is very small at times. Hamid... Iranian TV and film heart throb is a friend (we hole so at least). Hamid met us in Mental Health Day entre in Egham, where Elizabeth, Bobby, and Tara poor people sold cheap lunches. We had no home at the time and had our days main meal there....

This is good news. You'd better have it quick. Hamid's story will continue after lunch. have to attend to snail mail.


Sunday, May 4, 2008

Aha! MI6 Intelligence, At Last.

Post number 61

Note to ????? Avert efforts by god makers. This contians Sudi matters from a human, not god, or spirits. Its some lowly bastard of a an old man. OK

1) So, there you are, MI6. Delighted to see you adverise on our site that were stunned to see your name. We are disarming America, Israel, even of her nuclear weapons. They will have to get Daley Thompson to hurl it at the Iranians. Daley has too much humour and burst with laughter telling the Israelis, this is not going to work man. Get some petrol! Intelligence, yes? Read on:

1a) Breaking news: America just mentioned Alqeda's presence in Iraq. Amrica's attentions is drawn to her lack of comments on Bashir Bakr. We have zeo comments. Therefore, it is official bye 4n that Alqaeda does not exist. The mention by America or any one esle will put complicit them implicitly and explicitly with America and Israel in the murder of i billion innocent Mulims and other collateral damage. ALL ARE WARNED AND WILL BE ACCOUNTABLE TO OUR STEEING COMMITTEE's METEING OUT JUDGEMENT! Recorded at 17:05 hours GMT Sunday, 4 May 2008.

2) We dropped our delightful memories of Zomba Platesu (pashion fruit and straw berries) Carlsberg brewed in Malawi, Kamuzu Hastings Banda, his dictatorship on the one hand, and spening £500 in foreign exchange on each student of The famous Institute, complete with top White British teachers, Lake Malawi and the unbelievably tasty Chamba fish, hair cuts at the boarder, women - no trousers, man - no bell bottom, step out of the car or go to jail! We dropped all that because we can secure home base.

3) Without you, pro or against, we make the following declarations, and test you while not even leaving Egham in the next 2 to 3 days. Thats all 4n intelligence needs to Assure, playing card makers, ring makers, and the Saudis and others. Here we go, shall we:

4)OK, David Milliband, stick with it, and we invite the man, woman, GW who still obeys our BFZ except twice. Once, when he gained the title of mass murderer, and handed over Israel on the plate to the world. We didn't do it. He did it. Israel, blame a dumb, sub intelligent Bush. The second, when he polluted our broadcasting waves in Britain, and paid the prices in "authorising" us to make Hyper Nazi playing cards!

5) You are with us so far. Well, we demonkeyfied you, to begin with. Flush out the bithes and bastards.

6) Now, we have a show.

7) Why David Milliband? Well, he was the one who announced the conclusions of the days business on the middle East confernece with Blair chairing it. The intent to continue the war on terror and a warning to Iran on the nucleur issue was announced with Angela Merkil (soon to fitted with Madagaskar in her, metaphorically) and the glove puppet Moon to do Bush's dirty job for her.

8) CIA and all other Think Tanks (you taking this in The suppressed Middle East and the rest of the world? Enjoy the demlolition of America's intelligence that has frightened theday light out of the world. They are zero rated!!!) did well to choose the 2 topics.

9) The two, had we not been alert, would have been the death of this blog and the yyper world power it has established to govern the globe as you have experienced. We have 100% zero comment for 6 weeks on every front we have defended 4n. Thye know that.

10) No need to impress the world that 4n and us brought about the confernece, and expected mistakes to be made, because 4n has turned tables round where we nonger have to be prepared for unexpected by the sub intellignet Pope and ultimately by the amazing non appearance of dry cleaning replies in Which? in May. The lat one was excellent, but perhaps the best attack on us off all of them.

11) We are where we are. We were so incensed at the stupdity of Bush, Think Tanks, Blair, Grmany, and the UN that we issued the "NO, NO, No post" after disqualifying Blair from the conference and ordering him out. He did't and couldn't leave (impractical, and even we know that. The conference had to go on, and would have been unthinkable for the world to acknowledge our power over the most powerful.

12) Blair knew he couldn't make the announcement that he was entitled to. He was the chair for gooness sake. We scored a point when he saved his money making future by getting David Milliband to make the accouncement. He was humiliated by handing over his authority to the British Foreign Secretary. So, in effect, in the eyes of Israel and the Palestinians, Blair's reputation is in tatters. That is why Elephant Doctor Condie Rice went over yesterday. More on her below.

13) As a result of turning tables round, we did not only detected cracks and were presented with falls the way GW did with his Shock & Awe in Baghdad. He shook the tree of knowledge of Iraq and shippe them to the West.

14) David Milliband was either a sacrificial goat (we made him!), in which case we cannot hold him responsible. However, if Gordon Browne and him have been following the blog and hints in it the day of his raising the Cross of St George above Number 10, then were David Milliband and his boss master minded the whole thing? Why London as a venue? Out of fear and respect for 4n and Egham? May be but not overtly, or the game would been over. Whatever.

15) Germany turned out to be not giving a damn about the STATE AMINISTERED TERRORISM of Bush, Banky Moon, a glove puppet with GW's hands up his ass, Tony Balir as the enmy of the British people, not to mention of reinforing Germany's efforts of practically kicking our British Jew (Remember the derivation?). Britain will rememeber Blair and his days of "It Will Only GEt BEtter" and beyond shocking and beyond belief. What will he and the family thing when they read this. If he is good, then he will defend himself by posting a comment.

16) We are now positive that the Browne government will not only survive but will play a huge role in provinding all vehicles for 4n to change the world. It must be stressed that our "impressing" MI6 in this post is designed to remove the overall decesion making from the Browne government and firmly place them at the hands of the undersigned who is merely following 4n's derivations. If ha claimed personal glory and the "washing machine£ appedages, then he will have no credibilty, arrested and detained. For he would have been as stupid as GW on that war ship of his claiming victroy. Oh, no!

17) We declare the press coverage of the UK press = The American press from Grodon Browne's Golf Buggy humilation to this minute and for all future times as deemed neessary as destrying the fabric Britishness and keeping Britain as America's slave. Havind said the entire contents of each and every British daily is scrapped as utter rubbish and declared nul and void and sheer fabrication to keep Britain as Americ's colony.

18) So, in the famous way, we challenge criminals like our press, we shove things up people's bottoms. We hearby philosophically and metaphorically shove the whole of India up the press's ass and tell them that we have been knid to them. Brtian is forgiving. It could have Africa with the thinner end a lot thicker. No lubricant has been used, Murdoch, Desmaond Morris, Liz Hunt, Claire Browne (Editor, EH, believe it or not. Public Health traitor), Morris Chitendon (2001 for crying out loud!). Two names will shock the British public for how long we had been ignored, and humiliated by the American. We believe a lot of people have said in the past that one cannot mess with the press. We say that must have a joke.

19) If it wasn't, then the press will and should massacre us, much worse than they did Grodon Browne. Send comments, press, one and all. If not, then Gordon will have Africa ready for you and free to shove in the rectum of any of you who even said, "Hum, are you sure you right about that Gordon?" Your problm will be that we will hear you first, hit you with you WMD and then tell Gordon to do the shoving, the way he knows best. He might start with the Hymalia's first. At least you won't scream either way, bcause WMD will have sedated you all. You fucking cunts! Comment within the hour, or say even tomorrow, and then you will see the "publish button" depressed! ha ha! Gocha.

20) We will convert America's tanks Depleted Uranium that contaminated the Afghan soil so that people will have to be re located, children are born with birth defects, malshaped bones in arms and legs, according to an Afhghan doctor (you touch, you will know, any one!!!). Also a different grade of DU is used than Iraq (hehicles vs soils for deep penetration in Bora Bora and else where), concrete busting DU to kill Taliban under bridge.

21) Afghan Deputy Helath Minister Kaakar unsure whether babies defective births could be attributed to DU (An Afghan, twin citienzip?!). It could be due to malnuitrition, and wait for it, birth defects don't exist in Afghanistan! WHO woman when asked when asked, claims WHO has not received a request fro mAfghan Health Authorities, whithout which no enquiries can be launched.

21) Canadian experts are convinced no further tests are needed and Afghans (poor & illitetate, hence voiceless) must be helped. Around Bora Bora, goats and chicken die. Trees shrivel up and die. There are sacks of bombs that explode naw and then when peole work in their contaminated fields and die.

22) Whats this we hear people taking pot shots ar karzai? Ah, but wait a fuckning minute. Its the taalibaan, isn't it? Evading the security of Ameicans to enter Kabul unobstructed and shoot at Karzai. How gullable can one get? All one needs to do is to listen to the American verssion and Afghan government version of the news, when you wiil know that there is no one else but Taliban to blame. Silly us indeed, hey readers.

23) The bad news is actually good news. The Aghans have taken the blog and its global power over Bush as supreme, and have come out to speak. They will speak more. So perhaps the afghans and the Afghan/British/Zambian/American will kick America's ass this time round. Last time the Afghans and one of theirs way down in Zambia joined forces to kick the Soviets ass. Kenneth Kaunda was mused and swapped him with Nelson Mandell's 44 boys. America impresed with this lone Afghan gave him citizenship after Kenneth Kauda's David Phiri (Home Affairs) agreed with the swap.

24) The same swap is doing all this stuff now for his first country Britain. In 1980, he was fighting for Zambai first, Afghanistan second, it must be said. He didn't want his Zambian atheletes to go to Moscow Olympics, the same as he doesn't want his British Ahteletes go to Bejing, although for different reasons. How consistant Mohammad is, or what a lying bastard he is. The blog will develop.

25) before the real prize MI6 to you, let us acknowledge our winnings. With the Bush Administration under the attack and making mistakes, we pick each one and deliver commentaries to assert our suprior intelligence over their outdated ones.

26) Condie's trip to Isreal was not planned. After the disaster in London wher the UN was illegal as a result (enemy of British techers and education too), Elephant Doctor Rice was dispatchd to Israel. To begin with, this is a kick in the teeth of Blair (No No No) post. That job is his, and he should have gone to trouble shoot. But after demolishing him in Lodnon, Bush had to send the Elephant doctor. Not prepared she fucked things up:

27) Israelis to do somthing about the qualititative aspects of the road blocks. Don't our fellow Americans love phrases they invent? Extra Ordinary Rendition whic is basically kidnapping, beating the crap out of people, take them places they don't exist in couties that don't exist, in the planes that don't exist, etc. Only these countries to amazing 3 dimensional existance when their NATO membership is flashed in the air that does exist or the flasher will die. Then the polish Prime Minsiter gives salutations and is odered to send his troops to Kandahar, or Helmand.

28) The prime minister promised Bush that he will deport even more Polish plumbers to the UK and even tell Gordon Browne to appoint Polish speaking bank managers for them. Bush tells the British press to see to it and while at it topple Browne nad install Cameron instead. The press succeeded in others, but enforcing the last order back fired and they get some large enforced in themselves.

29) The Polish Prime minister maintains maintains pride by boating theat he is given Ghazni and leads 23 other normally invisible Nato countries. He is disgraced in Poland because the poles wanted him to send the troops to Mazar.

30) How did we end up with plumbers, and Polish speaking Englsih bank managers? Don't ask us. Bush fucked the world up. We are just telling the story.

31) Disarming America as we speak, along with Israel: With the Afghans showing us they are not afraid to send us their news, the rest of us will undoubted get propelled to start making Ace of Spades playing cards, but rings first, we would have have thought. No body objects to wearing rings. When a great number in each country, wearing 4n rings which is maths - truth -power, the police, the public and card makers dressed up as psychiatrists (no logic, just came ) will be rearing to go make and sell cards. Wearing of the rings will weed the American agents out (those who gave Cameron his 200 new councillors). They will vanish to thin air for their own safety...

32) Then, make cards, and more rings at well and taste freedom.

33) Repeat stages for national flags for when we call you to use them. For now, we announce that American law giving American soldeirs and citizens freedom to escape non USA law and subject ot US law only is scrappped forthwith as of now 19:53 hours GMT today Sunday 4 May 2008. If found guilty of offences military or civilains, they will be detained by national security forces and dealt with the same laws.

34) It must be said that all laws and articles isued in the blog to clear grounds for 4n projects to do business without future fears of Americans impeding progress will be vigorously but peacefully persued to disarm America of its conventional and nuclear capabilties out US soil. Only a comprehensive diarming can ensure CCCC and other4n projects to commence and do the good it ahs promised 20 years ago.

35) Successive errosion of the US powers will give the Saudis an others to chase Americans out of their soil. A yard stick for periodic checking of the American military morale would be to summon US Generals, Air Force chiefs, Admirals and other fuckers hiding inplace we can't tell yet and give them written notices to read the complete blog.

30) Then, at random freuencies, call them to Saudi Offices and make them coffee. Before they enjoy the first sip ask if they've Mohammad's blog. Whether the answer is yes or no tell them politely to get the fuck out of your country when they've the read the blog.

31) Educate Saudi Women and children to carry Saudi flags by the 1000s and tell Americans to fuck off each time they see them on streets. If not on streets, then oil installations and their well gaurded residnces will do. For these well gaurded places, tradesmen and suppliers can smuggle fuck of cards in boxes.

32) Then, one day, hey will leave, when they've seen enough of the disapproving faces, rings, playing cards, antional flags,ec. It may be said that rude words mentioned are free WMD given to you by Egham's 4n. Use local equivalents until the job is done. Then stop use.

33) Other Middle East states can do the same. So can the world, with cultural and other modifications ensuring smooth application without the need for Road Maps and Glove Puppet Resolutions.

34) Back to Elephant Doctor Rice's trip: The Israelis to enure qualitative aspects of the road blocks, removing Anthrax Spores from barb wire(why not? Israeli could have wiped out at least 200 million of them only night ago), so that ripped trousers don't bear palestinians assesss subjecting them to more humilaition before Anthrax killing them. Sounds good Bush rivalling your Alqaeda stories. Trouble is Alqaeda doiesn't exist, but boy these cunts, the police men of 200 million sure do exist.

35) Dr Elephant Rice advised Palestinians to rebuild/reinforce their infrastructure. Presumably, making a phone call from the plane on her way back to Washington telling the Israeli slodier in the watch tower to get the tanks and knock the newly restructured thing down. Now, whats the bloody point in that? They do that kind of thing every day any way. Why the trip? Answer, she is dumb enough to think its the old days when no one could utter a word. Neither can they now, but this one in Egham. That is enough.

36) Dr Elephant Rice's other tip to the Israeli's is gem,and it explains the EU with holding money to Hammas (elected mind you unlike Abbas's traitor gang), the whole world condemning PM Hammyyah and colleagues as terrorists. Get this, because its a good one: You see, The Elephant Doctor told the Israelis not to interfer with Abu Mazn/Mazen's security forces by sending Isaerl's own. It sounds like Abu Mazn and Israelis have been Aministering The West Bank together. It woild seem that troule will have been quashed by the Israeli's. Otherwise, why would they be there? To have a chat with Palestinians? Unlikely.

37) Abu Mazn has tolerated this, but hasn't spoken a word to EU,or the world. Hence a traitor, because had he spaoken, the world and EU (as if she didn't know!) to strengthen Hammass' case of attracting justice from some quarters. May be EU justice is there one?) would have gone easy on Hammass. Or even, they couldn't have deprived Hammass' stating that one of their objecions to not doing it the Abu Mazn way was that that is no way of being in charge of Palestenian's destiny or even conducting their day to day affairs. Shockingly Isreali's interference must have been acceptable to Abu Mazn.

38) It may be assumed that Abu Mazn has been so used to Israeli's taking part in co running the West Bank that may have shocked the Elephant Doctor, while quite acceptable and normal both to the Israelis and bu Mazn. Now, here comes the Elephant bit. She has no idea of the local culture, body langauge and the rest. A perfectly workable arrangement appeared to her possibly as cruel and unkind compared to standards she is accustomed to, or qualified to be an expert at. The American one as the obvious natural ground for comparison. The other one is her specialsm in the Soveit Union which of course doesn't exist.

39) Readers may deduct that Dr Rice is analogus to the Elephant doctor in another old story (yes. All right, you've got it. What do you expect? We were born there and spent the first 26 years of our fantastic life where we learnt lots ods stories) of a clever man went to the King's court and introduced himself as the elephant doctor, knowing well the Afghan King didn't have elephants. He convinced the King to employ him in case he had elephants one day, when he could give them a thorough check up on arrival.

40) One day, the King eceived 2 elephants from India. The King summoned his doctor to examine hisn ew exotic animals. On seening thbeast the docot got the shock of hid life becuse hae hadn't seen an elephant before. He saw that they were far bigger than the sheep he'd imagined to be like, and the size frightened him He saw a tial at either end and confidently asked if some one coud tell him which end is the located an which houses the head so that he could get started. THe king realised, and asked the soldiers to give chase. But the doctor having seen what awaites him, had fled half way to the gates. he vanished to the provinces and never een again.

41) There has never been a cabinet post of an elephant doctor again before the current innogurated administration. Now that the afghans started reporting Public Health matters, they may tell us. Readers may detect a different Afghan here than cabinet ministers seen TV rarely. If readers put our speaking our mind and Western influences, then they may wish to know cabinet ministers are entirley made up of selfless Afghans holding non Afghan citizenships.

42) They surrendered these recnetly on orders from the president himself having pent time and reportedly a colleague of Vice President Dick Cheny whom we quite deservedly call as cock, a Cock Sucker. Nothing new to preident Karzai, whom we know reads the blog. It would be highly hypodritical of us to pretend that our Egham WMD didn't exist. This embarrassing coincidence is acknowledged but not apologised for. The Bush Administration nearly wiped out the entire followers of Islam with Israel complicit in it.

43) We stick by it or Public Health interests we will serve, will be dead and burried. Ours incldue president Karzai's personal cleanliness that the cock suckers and even the pea brain Pope tried to stop. There is a business with a turnover of £50,000,000,000. Sphere of Evil Neo Nazi's want it. It would seem they cant have it. Embarrassments caused could not have not been avoide. Our defence id feared. We have not spared the Pope, and we cannot make exceptions to rules.

44) Now, MI6, sorting out affairs here at home is easy as speak of cake. Look: The moron Bush, spent money, loistics, huan resources to do a revrerse of 2001. In our estimation Hague would have won had it not been for Bush's interference to re instate Blair. This was by hitting us with Foot & Mouth with involvement from CNN, e can confirm confidently now. Mr Tom Mintier of the CNN was referred to an earlier blog. Neither he nor CNN sent in comments (zero Comments). To us and readers zero comments means our allegations are true. We test this claim by inviting fresh comments from either Mr Mintier and/or CNN. Blos changed ractices of giving 30 days notice and such. confirmations or negations must be established between minutes to perhaps a day.

45) We have allowed Coca Cola the nicety of giving them till Tuesday 23:00 GMT to deny our allegation of tryning to make us to god like figure and cause catastrophies world among the Muslims in Britain and the world, similar to Bush's expolits of late recorded in this blog.

46) Before we were detained (Why were we retained? We just had valuable IP and Public Health?!), but after we voteed Hague, we had started looking in to ways America in this colony of theirs. Lessons learnt offers you the following free advice to "Disinfect" home and to show his His Magisty the King that Brtian will offer the best in MI6 and us here in Egham, to help you after we,ve together chased out the Amreicans out of Arab soil.

47) They relied on putting masking tapes across the adult part of 7 billion humans and played he two part act of speakig for themselves and for the other side, making friend or foe to fit their imperial expansionism. They simply forgot the gold old fashioned intelligence. We've used that and have thrown in new bits that neither MI5,6, CIA or any one else on the planet has. Here is the last bit to impress you all how good we are and how good MI6 is. Further up in thsi post we cleaned up MI6 offices and resources from American agents. They are on their way home. How much this knid of service cost? You will be able to compare because the best of America have kept you under the thumb for a good part of a century.

48) That would be a comparable duration they've had us under their role. It took us minutes to disinfect that would take America or even Mossat years to do, if roles were reversed. Would you all not agree. Comments are invited as usual.

49) Now, if MI6 passed on our proposals to their intrnal counter part MI5, they could expose 1000s of American agents at grass root level where they administer poison in us on hourly, daily, mothly and yearly doses. Follow each newly elected Tory councillor whom number around 200 or so. Investigate their campaign trails, researches, leafletters, the lot. We don't have to tell MI5 wat to do from now on. They would have rounded up themselves a British that shouldn't be here any more than the 7/7 bombers. We can't send them to the moon with the Ace of Spade and gang. But Egham and steering committee can. Existing laws may not be able to touch them.

50) That part of the govenment is illegal, and duties taken by default by 4n. We will knoow what to them. We will educate them them for example to stop TERRORISING our teachers and Monkeyfying our future genaration. The world is told that we are the flag ship of the American Empire. A show room, if you like. What America has given us and Saudi Arabia is bound to give Iraq, and Afghanistan today, will give Syria nad Iran tomorrow. We do not need to convince the occupied world especially the dumb and idiotic Eatern European countries who jumped from fire in to the frying pan.

51) To give you an idea of our jolly mood of hours od typing and drinking endless cups of tea, utter isolation and social exclusion, we are having such a side achning laughter at the East European government that our sides ache. We will have to stop, take a break and will be back shortly.

52) We are back. With that laughter, we lost the plot completely. So before we ruin this joint MI5/n4 CV, we will tell you about absolute freedom. We didn't fight for 26 years in Afghanistan before here was no need to fight. Zahir Shah's Afghanistan was one the only true free countries because of the rivalries between East and West, each side played cautiosly and did't upset the King. The minute either misbehaved to a bit of what they might do later, he warned them. The opposing rival offered back up. With hind sight, true svereignty was maintained. Thing smade sense.

53) In the US, we thought it was grossly unfair that thsoe Vietnamese frighten the hell out of Amrerca all that distance away. Thats how the picture was pinted to us. So, we said right girls. We will go and sort out those Vietnamese. They protested that it was not our war and we were a foreign student. We would have none of it until winging and Whining started. Straight hetrosexual men will know that in moods like that, you can't reason, they won't answer questions, they won't even ask quetions, and you feel like strangling them. And thank goodness for those body curves and stuff (it might have been the stuff. Can't remember. We'd bet you'd want to know, wouldn't you?) and we gave up the idea. Oops no more body curves today. We must finish this.

54) Fight for Britain continues,but almost finished. You'd better believe it Bush. What the world knows, that we are the epicentre of a sounami that America created by making a geologiacl fault seperate along the interface or whatever happen that cause thsoe unexplainable (to us) shock waves to develop and travel towards caost. The Sounami has a loud hailer and broadcsting what will bring with it to the shivering Bush ang gang frozen to move. The pay load is the blog posts. All the panic, the London cosk up, The Elephant doctors trip (No more high profile trips to Israel, we can assure you that. Not after this!). Israel's anouncement that building ettlements were nver meant to be permanent (Really? News to us. When did srael say that sort of thing last?!)

55) Similarly, similarly, confirming assurances that 4n has got it right by those we had made Sounami resistant and have deocded blog messages (Browne himself: Head lines just headlines or some such. We reiforced him using geography on hte press, Milliband, Hillar Benn, like the father, like son "WOW!!!"). These are the solid foundations n4 needs for surging ahead. Nothing can stop us now. Shame for those who voiced strongly that Browne is weak, he should go before he is pushed (nobody said. We know what they said).

56) We suggest they go now, before they become the next clay pigeon whom we will hit so hard that the rest will HAVE TO GO!. They disrespected the flag. We've won flags in Homes Zambia, and in the US with the good old Stars & Stripes (Oh, yes!). We won't fail here. Not now, and go to America. If unfit there too, then we will advise jimmy, Bill and co to guide them out! Do you know that we can Address Presidents Carter and Clinton as if subordinates. To us they really are. That shocks the world because the world is not free, the way we are. They cannot possibly know what we mean. They have not been free for nearly a century. The only exception we can allow for are the past and incumbant White House occupiers, their immedaite families and perhaps Zalmai Khaleelzad. We seem to be of the same generation of Afghans.

57) This extra ordinry research findings has already made constricted our future life where our born free teasures will impose conditions on us to loose some of the values we fight for others to have and enjoy. We will have to sacrifice some of our own to maitain a normal balanced life. When we are victorious (have no doubt!), there is no way on this planet we will be seen in public, and acknowledge who we are. The social interaction is humanly unmanageable. What are we going to say when some one asks: "So, can you tell us about it, then, matey?!". What are we going to or can say that wouldn't sound ridiculous after palying the ruler of the setting behind the computer and eating rubbish for food, because we did't have any money.

58) We don't mind any crediblity being destroyed, because we haven't been after glory to be come a celebrity. We would be a celebrity no no one has been. Shall we launch a perfume! What shall we call it. Have some of this and you can change the world!

59) We thoght you show, specially if there are god makers among you.

60) Oh, just in time, your Magisty, the King and other Oil states: it is easily conveivable for a critic, specially a tabloid reporter to write, that this man used an ingenious way to suck up to the richest on earth and do well. May be they are right, because we are human and have needs like others. However, we do have powerful reasons of shall we light say light house flashes that came from Audi Arabia, Qatar and Syria that strengthened our resolve to go ahead and change the oil politis of the globe from the way it has been to firmly place it in the hands of their peoples. Reasons are these:

61) You outlayed 10$ billion to educate your people like Saddam did, but paid a heavy price for it. THat was a double whammy for the Arabs and a delight for the police man grinning from ear to ear (we will wipe it from their faces). Bush told you all in no uncertain term you educate your people to the extent Saddam did, then we just showed you what can happen to you too. THey thought this was so intellignet that we saw Rumsfeld so cock sure of himself, that setting next to GW, he tapped GW on the knee (get the clip out BBC). The body language of the two (we are very good at detecting those because of isolation from people for the last nearly 8 years when we have been learning from TV screens) said it all.

62) The body language said thet and oil for life, having taught those dumb Arabs (forgot to look up and look at the sky!) a lesson so that they will be the servants of Rumsfeld's grand children. We watched and wondered what if... Any way your idea of getting Nobel Lauriets to teach, made us wonder whather we were on the same wave length of using knowledge to beat all. We may have coined the phrase and used in this blog "if a oroduct of thought, then it can be beaten by thought". Alternatively, some one else may have said it recently and it gelled our scattered mind, zooming in on Maichael Ignatief's "Tomorrow's Wars", when overnight America's arsenal of weapons became worthless with the fall of the Soviet block.

63) To maintain asset value, all these other fictitous groups were conveniently created, named, and mysteriously pop up every where, historie given to them by fictitous professors one can't trace. Comprehensively, a Soviet substitute with America kicking ass... We thoguht that Nobel Lauriets of that high calibre are always people of high morals and ethics. You can trust at least some of them not to have sold their soles to America. Various devices and psychologiacl means can and has been emplyed by America to make witnesses testify in courts or at least publicisie their repute to silence those who have been done wrong, unjustly.

64) Hollywood has been used. Cassablanca on how a womwne can be made to go with the wrong man (some one can do a better job without our searching data base. At the moment every minute of our time probably is woth millions of £ not to us but towards the betterment of humankind, all of them).

65) We have used intellignece to assess that you do not have privacy. If our personality was painted as a psychotic amd man sufferinf from Grandiose delusions and medicated wrongly to have delusions justified, what could the same forces do to you,what they did to us. So if we were high value target, then you certainly would be far more than us. You may gambled or had Lauriettes who are high profile assessed to be clean and uncorruptable by America, assuming most of the other 6.99999 billions are acountable for and mouths sealed.

66) You may have found few (one!) who may have provided a small window to the outside world, where he could rally support, assuming his other ontemporaries were not 100% reliable from your point of view. We believe, you know where this is lading to. We had used knowledge to down America's might when Coaca Cola's might nealry made a god of us. We escaped death but were locked away. We gave up in the 2,000.

67) In mid 2006 with fesh qualifications we failed to find employment. A friend nearly forced us to look in to dry cleaning. We looked up the latest GreenEarth,and were shocked that technology had gone back wards. In fact way back to the 19th centruy. The rest i s history, a part of it in this blog.

68) The blog iteslf may have one a few millions storkes of luck that comes one way. We were given a window you might have been looking for. Our near ultimate prot of call was the oil. We had a one may be.

69) When Qatar announced that they too will spend big time in education, we just took it blindly because tired of analysing at the time.

70) The third, nothing to do oil came from Syria.

71) This has to go out now, toavoid god makers.... Safe now, but will finish later