Post number 69:
Mr Mandella, say hi to name sake Careem (Mac) if you speak to him. Tell Mac, we are having a family show...
We left Christina Nyamfulila and kids in his care in Luasaka in December 85.
1) Oh, dear! All they need is Mandella to Join The BAND Wagon! Mayor Boris Johnson can attend, but just by himself. n4 deamnds and expects comment on blog.
2) We use modelling for our Comedy show .Now,you see all size zero's flogging in towards Egham. Bless them. (Lead fucking book to understand what we are on about before all the badly drawn curves end up in their millions on ly one to chosen, the next 3 from the top commit suicide and the rest will keep psychiatry and anti deprassant pills). We can see our comedy talent judges getting rich for ruining young, promising lives, while themselves being complete morons. If not, careful we might end up as one of our judges when he eating by hands didn't impress Shelpa Shetty.
3) Mandela wish to have another X fator (Sue us if you can't. The pope couldn't), then our comedy team will win hands down. But we said we will losse. So, we've got to do something.
4) All people, we said our intelligence is hyper. The dictionary (Its a rectangular thing with loose sheets with squiggles) you haven't seen in a long time. What you need is to have TV shows where dogs crap in your lap and you rub it on the carpet and we all think that is so fucking clever. Would you like that continue. Shoudln't that be what you should be debating Man Of The People Over There, instead of fuckingup up Bosnia all over again. Steve Martin, Jimmy, Bill, Hillary, Michelle and Barrack, see to it. If you didn't make it we wouldn't get it here would here will we.
6) Mandella hasn't come here to be rediculed like his statue was when no one came to be photo graphed with him Look it up on the net. You will only see Lord Attenborough, Ken Livingstone and a couple of other guys. No one else. Do you know that nobody wnated Mandela to come here. No government Minister went. No traitor enemy of the people came to innogurate the placing of the Statue. They even objected to the first preferred sight.
7) We believe that was Westminster City Council. Now, they are invited to post comment on our n4 statement: America has spent a fortune on soting out the world to spread peace, freedom, AMANTA, and happines around the world. Ambassodrs like that son of a cock sucking bitch American Ambassador with white mstache, the predecessorto Zalmai Khaleelzaad are ordered by n4 to come forth and answer why did they not suggest "We should sent Mandella to sort it out. Jimmy Carter. You worked with Mandella and Kaunda to make. peace with Saddam. America refused to let you in.
8) Tony Benn, his son, a minister and Browne supporter has series about people like April Glaby/Glaspy (or ie) whose recorded telephone conversation. If you surf the net, we think Wikipedia will do for some comedy show applicants before you tax your brains to find the conversation. That will screen the rubbish from our comedy show. Saddam/Glaspie phone converstaion to see April sying to Saddam in plain terms words similar to Kuwait is no concenr of America. Saddam grinned with glee because up to 1929 Kuwait was Iraq!!!
8a) DID YOU GET THAT BORIS JOHNSSON! WHEN YOU COME TO THE CONCERT, AND WE INSIST THAT YOU DO, THEN YOU SAY IT FIRST, BEFORE APRIL HERSELF SAY IT, WON'T YOU GIRL? BE OUR (MY) GIRL. JIMMY CARTER WILL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT US. MAY BE IN THE LONDON CONCERT, IF YOU DON'T COME. THINK!
8b) IF YOU DIDN'T, THEN PEOPLE AND UK OLYMPIC TEAM WILL ASK YOU WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MAYOR ARE YOU? THEY WILL ASK YOU, BORRIS, UNLESS YOU GO TO OUR GUANTANAMO, THE MOON WITH YOUR BUDDY GW BUSH WITH HIS ASS SPEAKING JAPANESE AND HIS MOUGH AND FACE BFZED, FORE EVER! ENJOY THE CONCERT OR GO TO GUANTANAMO, LIMITED EDITION.
8c) WE WILL HAVE THESE WORLD IN BRIGHT NEONS, SMOKE THINGIES FROM PLANES, HERE, IN ROME, PARIS, TOKYO, BEJING, AND SOME PLACES OF YOUR CHOICE. WE'VE GOT YOU THIS TIME YOU CUNT. WIGGLE OUT OF THIS ONE.
8d) Breaking news: We just heard Man U are soting things out. We are not convinced. Our deadline has passed. Fuck deadline. sort it out or we take the club. window glazer and the other will be stripeed naked, put on planes to American, and I will the club just like that with every thing else they own every hwere. If wise, dissociate from Bush or you will have beg like the two brothers in Eddie Murphy's Trading places, mateys. Now get out there personally you cunts and sorted out. We siad one cross eyed look at a Russian and We will have you. And thats for crossed eyed fucking so called "fans". Fix his eyes or he will spend time in a police cell until the match is over. We don't give a fuck if god gave him crossed eyes. Go and sort it out with him after the nice police man has given you the breakfast the day after the match.
8e) Borris, this is ll your fucking fault, because you thought you were so impenetrable. Well, wel, well. You are penetrable. A to how penetrable Julian Clarey might delights us with sketchy details at least, if not more. We believe you may be just beginning to know us. We will change your type of world. (Just gave him a kick in the ass. He is faced down.) Get up you cunt.
8f) Britain will be the model for the world, a nice world. Truly, scientifiaclly, environmentally, culturally, Britain will be a place for the world to COME and see how it was done. Britian is the model for us build the world prototype. Thsi blog has won fairly and squarely with 0 commnets in the blog. The world has voted Egham to do it.
8g) Borris, We beleive you need police protection instead of keeping your country a slve to the dying ass hole whose very hole speaks Japanes now.
8h) Failing all that we hear British Mail is struggling to survive. At the same time, the sub intelligent masters of Borris have shut IT commuincation so that you cannot unite to do a thing about Borris on the concert day, because there won't be enugh of ou. So starts writing and buting stamps. For children of Brtain and world who don't know what to do next, we say stay in fucking schools,becuse we have ne Monkey reisitant education that made people like Borris Johnson. Thats all 59,999,999. There is always one that gets away, isn't there? Well, this one did, and look what happened. In future, we all be like this one when no one can ousmart us, no matter what race, what religion, whether crossed eyed or not!
8i) Sir Ian Blair, keep Borris safe. People might have eat him alive once they receive their first class mails in a couple of days. Police with beard (Michelle Carney), you work! (from that other genious Andrew Sachs whom we really thought was Spanish!)
8j) Mr Mandella, Sir, any thing we can, we will hear. You are our guest. We like guests. Even, the tourist variety will do. One has to put with things you know.
9) What comedy show, Mayor Hugh Meare and all wool debate recipients? Egham is not not big enough to house a comedy show, unless we oned Proctor and Gamble. But you know? We actually we (I) do! Watch the midnight hour (23:00 hours GMT). RBC, RBBP SCC, you are all free now so that we could come to your meetings. You know what though? We actually won't are delighted to know that you know. When we see Egham grow, we don't want you to see how stupid we look. taking it all in, and look ome smug son of a gun.
10) No Comedy, but we were looking for some god damn dry cleaners. We will shock the world. Not only did we expose GW for the son of a bitch he is, we are going to expose some dry cleaners who've got it so wrong with their 20,000 fucking dry cleaning they didn't even other to write to Which. OK, they ruined our busines plan, and we were forced to do this. You wouldn't believe who they are:
11) Lets see that god damn George Dawe who coulcn't even keep the fucking scores on the The Shooting Stars, he had to take it on the drums. Another one was carrying a fridge aroud Ireland to fool people, Basil and gang (i) would you like to explain the toughest stain of them all "I am Brian, even my wife is Brian!", yes, no? What does Ian Hislop know about things like these judging by his knowledge of foot ball: 4, 4, 20 indeed. A 3 layer wall is not allowed against free kicks, mate. For England tolearn how to play is better realy. Surely, you can't get away with a 28 man team. Some ones bound to notice. Even Paul Maeron will tell you that.
12) Pst, Sasha Barron Cohen, who is this Ali G bloke? e told him years ago that Staines is only important because it is near Egham. He laughed. Don't tell him. We think we will have the last laugh hay? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh. (go for it, man. Loved every thing you did, and wikk surely do. Caome on man.)